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Bacon

Professor of Porn
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  1. I just want to go to the MOOOOOOOON MOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYY WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA EEHEHHWJFFJUF
  2. No. I just have good ideas. The true ball is based and true
  3. You gotta keep on the whole time. Like an icy hot coating. Your dick is a chicken nugget. The chicken meat is your dick and the breading or batter is the icy hot.
  4. That was all a joke. It is nearly a running gag for him to hype up his skill and then suck it up right after.
  5. As someone who watches Asmongold from time to time, I wonder if this is towards him or the game. Cuz either ain't wrong.
  6. I remembered this, but since I hadn't heard anything since then I just assumed the plans fell through
  7. If I try the game it won't be for 6 months. If the game retains even 1/6th the player base it has now I'll be impressed. I have FFXIV and it would take a lot to make me play another MMO over that.
  8. Hey, you said every, not nearly/basically every. But I mean, I agree with you 100%. I actually thought TOR and Destiny weren't bad tho. I mean, as MMOs sure, but TOR was always a good single player game lol. This popped up on FB the other day. 7 fuckin years. Destiny had some fun times and I loved the MP.
  9. Yeah, I can't believe this has hype. It looks like shit. Not graphical fidelity, but like the character creation is worse than WoW. It is somewhat based in reality so armor design is bland af. Combat has as much depth as BOTW. Shit looks weak. And hasn't Ark Survival been out for like 80 years?
  10. Haven't seen it because the trailers made it out to be Deadpool playing Reynolds playing a guy. Never had any interest because of that.
  11. I'm not exactly sure what the gif implies, but I can stand Jason Bateman in any film or show he is in. Don't hate him personally, just can stand his "Jason Bateman" acting.
  12. Deadpool ruined Ryan Reynolds for me. It just feels like anything with him now is just Deadpool in a different situation. Even in his social media stuff that makes its way on reddit. Detective Pikachu is just AU Deadpool. It even retroactively lessened my enjoyment of previous Reynolds movies because, as it turns out, he was always sort of just Deadpool. I never noticed it until Deadpool because maybe Deadpool is just Reynolds turned up to 11. It makes it hard to enjoy is performances. It is why I can't stand Jason Bateman. Jason Bateman is always Jason Bateman. Even in that animal movie that I can't remember the name of where he plays Nick Wild or whatever. It's just Jason Bateman as a fox who is basically a human in a fur suit which makes it just Jason Bateman in a fur suit.
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