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  1. Bacon
    Well, if I would have known ER was coming out to pre-order I wouldn't have bought the two, not "a bunch of" onaholes. Not even kidding. I haven't made a purchase over $60 since my 180 day sub in July. At least when it comes to hobbies(?) anyway. The onaholes are the last big spend for the rest of the year.
  2. Bacon
    I didn't beg for SMT or Dread. I only beg for games I really want like DOOM Eternal and RDR2 and Sekiro, and Elden Ring which I will start calling ER.
  3. Bacon
    I noticed this yesterday. IIRC, destroy has always been the most popular choice and there should be no Geth in that ending. I would assume that the red ending will be canon unless some major shit happens. Either way, if the Geth end up being the big bad that will just be a shit.
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    Completionism and Glamour is value and I don't have to compete with three others. Remove that once sentence and everything else still remains true. Healers pay to not play the game.
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    Without a tank you just die. I can solo the highest level dungeon. Healers are the butter passing robot of jobs. Without a healer I'll die eventually(in a raid), but healers die instantly without protection. If it wasn't for failing mechanics and raid wide AoE, healers wouldn't have anything to do but keep up their dot and spam their 1 DPS button. Healers hardly heal. They fix mistakes so everyone else can put in the work. Healers seem to love Warriors as they don't even have to heal them. Healers like that they don't have to do the only thing they have to do. Clean it up, healie!
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    Maybe not in Demon's Souls and Dark Souls 1. But ever since two there have been many bonfires to the point where some are redundant. Most of the "run backs" take a minute at best if it is particularly bad. There might be enemies but just don't fight them. I mean, HARDCORE DARK SOULS FANS have started to complain about how many bonfires there are and how dying to a boss doesn't punish you anymore as you no longer have the grueling run backs. Dark Souls 2 too many bonfires Dark Souls 3 too many bonfires Sekiro too many bonfires(bit of a reach)
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    Boy do I hate healing... over 40 more levels of it......
  9. Bacon
    And then I'll give you a kiss from a far. Like so
  10. Bacon
    Red Ending really is the only viable ending.
  11. Bacon
    You know I already asked. Now is the time to ask broadly and once a week until it happens.
  12. Bacon
    Someone who isn't me buy me Elden Ring.
  13. Bacon
    I also don't like fat fries. Popeyes and 5 guys has my favorite fries. I used to like McDonald's fries a lot but now they always taste stale to me even when they are obviously fresh. I also really like beer battered fries but I can't really get them around here. Wendy's and Hardee's have the worst fast food fries by far. I'd really like it if Wendy's brought back their classic fries. The new fries suck on their own and they are even worse for frosty dipping.
  14. Bacon
    Yeah, ok, that's pretty true.
  15. Bacon
    Doesn't mean it isn't hard. Maybe I am misunderstanding, but it does seem to me you think the Souls games are genuinely easy. Where as I think they are hard and we have just gotten good. That is just learning how to play the game better but that is every game. Ignoring games that are difficult due to other players, Ally or Foe, all games that aren't relying heavily on RNG can be learned to the point of mastery. That doesn't mean they are easy. At least not to me. From makes some of the hardest games that aren't based on total bullshit. Well, usually... And here is me fighting Owl 2. Shit ain't EZPZ4ME
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    If you can beat a Zelda game you have the ability to beat a Dark Souls game. But DS requires more time, effort, and patience. You know, things that makes things harder. But that doesn't make something easy. That just means those players are skilled. Yes, Dark Souls lets you add even more challenge but so do many games. You can play Zelda without getting any heart containers. The ability to make something harder doesn't mean the base level is easy.
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    If those videos were an example of how they are easy that is silly. That's just player skill. If you are already able to beat the game all you are doing is using a different controller with limitations. Anyone can learn to to that.
  18. Bacon
    I don't think the Souls games are particularly easy. I'm actually slightly worried that From is going to be annoying with their difficulty and make the majority of bosses as fast pace as the average Sekiro boss. I also feel like "trash mobs" have become way too annoying. Many more "elite" versions of them. I'd like it if things were brought back to DS1 levels.
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    I mean, with all games with stat points, it is always blind unless you use a guide. Plus, one of the best builds in the entire series is just going STR and DEX. You learn very quickly that you need STR with big slow weapons and DEX for small fast weapons. Seems pretty basic if have ever played a melee build in any RPG. A magic build might be a be more convoluted with how they handle spells and that you still need to smack things with weapons at the start of the game. And like, that's just the nature of not knowing what weapons you'll get down the line. You can't prepare to use the moonlight great sword if you don't know about it. Does it suck? Yeah, maybe, but that's just how it goes in RPGs where you don't know what weapons or spells you can obtain down the road. It's what makes them so replayable as well.
  20. Bacon
    I normally wouldn't care, but I bought a six month sub to time it with the first Normal Raid patch so I could play the raid, and my sub would then expire s few days down the road. I'm not sure I'll even get a full month of EW on my 6-month sub. That's really the only thing that bothers me. Feel like I just got shorted.
  21. Bacon
    Just announced on the live letter. 2 week delay. Sucks dood
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    I can't wait for when the Billionaires to launch their Space Halo Asteroid Redirection Test (SHART)!
  24. Bacon
    Buy me Elden Ring, please.
  25. Bacon
    Never 'eard of it
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