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I'm not refusing, but I've never said it either. Of course, I've never wished any one a merry christmas either, at least not since before I can remember. Usually, I just thanks for the food and gifts and then L-dance my way outta that joint

Nothing is closer to godliness than incestuous relations

Keep thinkin' memer has corn on the ends of his mustache

Sounds like Crispus got in on the step-mommy phase before it was cool.

Well, WV is just a drive away for you two

If Perry Como says Holidays then Happy Holidays is good enough for me.

For now, I have only gotten enough materials to keep my preferred set of armor at the same level as the highest shop provided armor. There are only enough materials to keep 1 set updated as of now. By the time that set matches the shop provided sets, I am moving on to the next area that hands out the next level of materials.

The amount of chests would be fine if they weren't on the path of the msq. They feel like interruptions while I'm enjoying the story. Notice I am not complaining about them in the side quest areas you unlock after finishing the current story chapter.

To progress the armor that is your preference, yes. There is no other option in that regard.

No. They contain the metal required to upgrade gear and there isn't an option to buy that metal in the shop.

Just ruins the flow of the msq. It is literally just gathering resources off the ground with an extra step. In the most recent area there were 3 chests practically right next to each other. Stepped out of a combat arena to find a chest on a "hidden path". Then I saw a golden chest that required some small trickery, and when I jumped down to solve part of it there was another chest practically right there in the open. I don't view these chests as anything special. Elden Ring had this kinda stuff just lying on the ground whereas GoWR puts it just slightly off the path locked behind a fancy animation. No need for the chests. Just put some glowing stuff on the ground for me to pick up like you do when I beat a boss. It ultimately isn't a big deal, but it is further proof that crafting is shitty time wasting content, as it is in all games.

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I made a comment earlier regarding boss checkpoints

Maybe I am misremembering GoW 2018 but I feel like this game as far too many chests and little secrets while on the Main Story Quests. This leads to what feels like massive gaps between conversations and they get picked up like I didn't just jack off for 10 minutes. I mostly just wanna do the story and then do the side stuff in-between chapters but there are chests like every 5 feet that require some little trickery to open. Some side paths are nice as it gives time for secret talks to happen where someone else can't hear, but overall they are kind of a nuisance. I'd totally love an option of "loot all wood, stone, and golden chests, at the end of a MSQ" and just not even have to think about them. And that is only cuz there are so many. If there were less I wouldn't mind at all. I have also had more interruptions of secondary dialogue that is never repeated. Like, I was looting and it was being commented on but then primary dialogue overwrote it. I've had another where Boy and Father were talking about lore stuff then Boy just goes "you can enter over through that gap" and the whole lore dialogue was cutoff. Edit: The amount of red-stone chests just goes to prove that crafting is shit.

Ignores Marty's Reddit post lol I mean, gonna buy the fuck outta the next doom, but I'm on team Mick unless we get another Depp v Heard. DOOM Beyond Eternal could be made by sacrificing babies and I'd still get it.

I redid that boss fight I mentioned in the spoilers and clipped it.

Oh good, I was worried I'd have to shave my head. Tho being a Doctor, Fire Fighter, Astronaut, and Teacher would help my cause.

Just talking about stuff: Spoilers for second (maybe third?) major area.

My monitor doesn't have a 2.1 hdmi port so I can only do "favor performance" It is smooth enough and looks good, but I also only have a 2k screen not a 4k one.

Yes.

Never seen Fight Club or American Psycho - the two most primer "white guys wanna be like" movies

I was thinking, if there is a CE the comes out, I'd get it. But now I was thinking, I don't really care about character statues anymore. And you know that will be part of the CE, a Clive or Ifrit statue. Unless it is of some big booba chick, I don't think I'll care. I love when CEs have a bunch of unique stuff. Like, one I got game with a titty mouse pad, an anime pillow case, an erotic selection of the sound track, and a wash cloth totally no meant to clean up splooge. The persona 4 golden came with a case and vita decals and other stuff. Persona 5 came with a school bag, a plush toy and some other stuff. I like that kind of stuff. I'd actually love a plushie over any kind of boring plastic statue. No, not of the dog. That's boring. A plush of Ifrit would be cool. I loved plushies when I was a kid. I still own a plush Tonberry, Cactuar, Shy guy, Rathalos, Scumbag (Bastion), Vash the Stampede, Morgana, and maybe other I am forgetting.

You know devs of GoWR, you don't have to give out lore reasons for why I play a video game like a video game EVERY time I stop playing the game like a movie. Just sayin'