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Bacon

Professor of Porn
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  1. My god, I smell a conspiracy I thought you did. I thought I remembered you talking about hunting there but maybe I'm just dumb.
  2. Chris, Best, Cnut, and now Base all live in PA? Are there more of you?
  3. I miss out on most things in life and that's okay.
  4. I have never knowingly consumed any kind of bug nor will I assuming I have my way of things. Also, I have only ever had pork bacon.
  5. For bugs, insects, arachnids, and other tiny creepy crawlies to not enter with in a 30 foot dome my existence. Any bug below the ground is safe. Any bug who enters my domain is wiped out of existence.
  6. I'm not going to like what about that? Already got less of them on the interstate. Maybe it sucks for the world, but doesn't suck for me if there are less of them.
  7. Insects are still gross alien-looking creepy little fucks that deserve nothing but death should the decide to wander in my direction. Please exist somewhere else, thanks! Even spiders get the tissue should they wander too far down from my spider approved air space.
  8. What kind of fucking bugs live where you live? Flying bugs are a fucking menace. I have a scar on the back of my hand from where a stink bug stink blasted me there and it burned for two days. Moths, gnats, flies, mosquitos, wasps, and other various flying fucks love to dive bomb like the cunts they are. This is why spiders are based. Fuck flying bugs. Except for honey bees, they can all fuckin' die for all I care.
  9. How about some European war that has mentions of the (not real) supernatural if there are any like that.
  10. I swear we see 1-2 of these a year now. I won't be surprised at all when 2023 comes around and another one of these are posted. Edit: aaaaand it's private
  11. Well, you have to request the invite, which I did. It ain't like amazon sent a butler with a written invitation to my door.
  12. Updoot can prolly be re-retired
  13. I wouldn't even be that mad, but I have been "invited" by amazon to purchase a PS5. Not that I even think that ensures my ability to obtain one but it helps.
  14. Nothing here says for sure that you weren't the one firing those rounds
  15. There is no such thing as a good sonic game
  16. Also, in my religion, it is a sin to see the sauce. It must be completely hidden beneath the cheese and pepperoni.
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