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In an effort to comprehend the concept of the number "3", Valve is hiring statisticians, economists, and a psychologist

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Well, not really, but it is kinda funny to think that's the case!


The games company is currently advertising for a number of academic positions, in particular a research psychologist with experience in experimental psychology. According to the job listing, Valve hopes to know more about “human behavior and about the motivations and influences underlying how and why people do what they do.”


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Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt
               thou take out the Holy Pin.

               Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
               no less.

              Three shalt be the number thou shalt
              count, and the number of the counting
              shalt be three.

              Four shalt thou not count,
              nor either count thou two, excepting that
              thou then proceed to three.

              Five is right out.

              Once the number three,
              being the third number, be reached, then
              lobbest thou thy Holy Half Life of
              Steam towards thy foe, who being
              naughty in my sight, shall snuf it."

Maynard: Amen.

          All: Amen.

    VALVE: Right! One. . . two. . . five!

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