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Write me an email announcing the layoff of 10000 employees from my large automobile manufacturer Dear Employees, It is with deep regret and sadness that we announce the layoff of 10,000 employees from our automobile manufacturing company, effective immediately. This decision has been made after careful consideration of the current market conditions, the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on the industry, and the need to streamline our operations to remain competitive. We understand that this announcement may come as a shock to many of you, and we want to assure you that we have explored all possible options before arriving at this difficult decision. We have taken into account the impact this will have on our employees and their families, and we will do everything in our power to ensure that those affected by the layoffs are treated fairly and with respect. We understand that this is a challenging time, and we want to support our employees through this transition. We will be providing severance packages, including compensation and benefits, to those impacted by the layoffs. We will also be providing job placement assistance and career counseling services to help our employees find new opportunities as quickly as possible. We want to emphasize that this decision was not taken lightly, and we remain committed to our mission of providing safe, reliable, and affordable vehicles to our customers. We are confident that with the dedication and hard work of our remaining employees, we will emerge from this difficult period stronger and more resilient than ever before. We appreciate the contributions of all of our employees and want to express our deepest gratitude for your hard work and dedication to our company. We understand that this is a challenging time for everyone, and we are committed to supporting our employees through this transition. Please know that we are available to answer any questions or concerns you may have, and we will be providing more information in the coming days about the specifics of the layoff process. Sincerely, [Your Name] [Your Title] [Automobile Manufacturer]
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I want to find the business school sociopath who created that line and erase them from history. Every single layoff email I've ever seen from every company I've worked for has had that line or some very near variation. "While the cuts were painful, we are now poised to be nimble/ agile in an increasingly competitive/evolving market". I assume MBAs are handed out with a flash drive that has this template.
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Dewine is a career politician that's really cultivated that "aw shucks" sort of image. He was booted from the Senate by Sherrod Brown and returned to just doing state politics. If you're looking for someone to do anything about a large corporation it's not going to be Dewine. After Householder got arrested for accepting bribes from lobbyists for First Energy, Dewine still defended the deal, just not the bribery. He was taking COVID seriously and was kind of a standout with Republican governors, until business leaned on him. Unfortunately for him he can't use folksy bullshit on this disaster, the people of East Palestine and surrounding area don't want Fran's cookie recipes. Also, considering the Republicans haven't capitalized on this yet, I'm betting there's some deregulation that'll end up at fault here.
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FTC proposes rule to ban noncompetes
finaljedi replied to SaysWho?'s topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
I've been under one non-compete and when I left they made sure to send me a copy of it. I just lied to my next employer and said I wasn't under one, it didn't apply anyway. Every other company has just had non-solicitation agreements, which I've not seen enforced. I know one guy who left and took 5 people with him to his next company, they didn't care. -
I'm kind of fine with goofy looking mail trucks. The ones they've been using are distinctive, so go ahead and do a new one with a giant forehead and little tiny squished face.
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Naming breakfast cereals and singing Disney on Broadway songs are alpha as fuck.
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One of the things that haunts me a little still came from early in my career working as a clerk in Anthem's grievances and appeals department. I sent determination letters that the analysts dumped in a folder and once an hour I'd check the incoming appeals voicemail box to summarize and pass off to an analyst for a callback, people (mostly doctors) could initiate a verbal appeal for a claims denial. Sometimes I'd get voicemails from people who weren't doctors, but the patients initiating an appeal themselves for a claims denial. One that would come up once every month or so would be someone older, 50s or 60s, not on Medicare, still on their employer's insurance. They would have a denied claim for a visiting home nurse for recovery from something or another, medical policy said that level of care could be performed by a member of the household and that a nurse was not medically necessary. They would leave an upset and desperate voicemail saying they were single and didn't have anyone to even visit to care for them and needed a nurse to stop in every day. So yeah, an aging population of single people will get rough..
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The Water Wars Official Thread 💧🔪
finaljedi replied to CayceG's topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
Do HOAs out there mandate the green lawns like they do everywhere else? Because that would probably be a huge source of water use. -
The Water Wars Official Thread 💧🔪
finaljedi replied to CayceG's topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
Can’t we just stop allowing suburban sprawl subdivisions in the desert?