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thewhyteboar

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  1. I think I’m a Chargers fan now? The Browns one—I gasped.
  2. That part was such a nightmare. I was so paranoid I'd get up every hour or so just to check on her. SIDS is such a terrifying thing for a parent. If there is a way to really prevent it, that would be such a god-send.
  3. Play some Vivaldi, wear a tux, have a charcuterie selection, wash your hands in fragrant water beforehand, offer a warm towel afterwards. Tasteful.
  4. The most old man opinion I have is that people should be required to take some kind of aesthetics test before they get a tattoo.
  5. Give me oat milk for free, or pay through the nose to clean up the torrential fire hydrant of diarrhea I'll leave behind in their bathroom if I have real milk. The economic choice is clear.
  6. He’s just pissed he couldn’t take his girlfriend to her prom.
  7. Republicans know that their constituents don’t care that he is a fascist who loves Hitler, but will care that he is gay.
  8. Umpires are always bad, but this year has just been especially terrible.
  9. She is currently troubled and thinking deeply about the situation. Of course, she won't change how she will vote, but that brow is furrowed!
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