TheBladeRoden

Yeah, that's the ticket

It'll just figure if the progressive bandwagon builder loses to a post-2016 bandwagon joiner

I may have to try this a second time

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Took him a few weeks, but he finally almost figured out how to spin his undelivered tax cut. Lower oil prices are like a big tax cut!

Guys, you can't both take credit for Lincoln freeing the slaves and act like you'd restart the Confederacy in a second if you could.

I designed like 1/4 of someone else's tattoo if that counts for anything

And all the people will look up to me, their President, and shout "Save us!", and I'll look down and whisper tweet "No."

I may be an apostate, but isn't one of the major themes of the New Testament "Hey, this guy was born in a barn instead of a palace, did manual labor for a living, had an absent Father, hung around diseased and homeless people, rode a mule instead of being carried on a throne by servants, but he was still the realest King, yo!"

I've been waiting for an envelope of gift cards for 3 weeks now. I wonder if this will help determine its fate.

You know, the one with the suit and the garrote. That one.

I hope it doesn't all come down to signature matching. My hunched over index fingering a small tablet and accidentally hitting the edges of the screen signature did not very well resemble my pen and paper signature.

"Corporations are People" bill Instead of being fined for breaking the law, corporations now get jails built around their offices so they can serve time like real people. Or, barring that, maybe limit their income to $2 a day like a working prisoner until their sentence is up.

If that's assault then this should be assault

Finally, Wisconsin. 4th time's the charm. Still wonder who in Ohio was like " Brown but Cordray!"

https://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2018-election-results-coverage/?ex_cid=extra_banner What the french, 538? House predictions are doing a 180. edit: Oh, I guess I'm LTTP

No problems except as usual it's a lot of work filling in those boxes with a ball point pen.

I wish I had this map's confidence

If a pregnant diplomat gives birth in the US, does the baby get diplomatic immunity?

We're not pushing people off a cliff, we're just lining people up along a cliff edge on a windy day. It's not our fault what the wind does.

So is the only reason we're worried that the Hondurans might have terrorists is because they'll take away jobs from American terrorists?

"I meant to say I wouldn't want a hit squad to kill and dismember him. Wouldn't!"

Dang it, Ohio

I don't know if just releasing a DNA test is overeating the bait, but a whole video production around it might be

I blame the 3/5 compromise