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BUMP. Deadline is early tomorrow! Get your entries in!

Booo! Thank God they launched the Twitch channel. I'm gonna support the hell out of that.

Arrrrgh. Updated OP. I'm not sure why I said correct "team" for that one. I need more caffeine; not on my game today. Please select a player for Question #6.

You did! My bad! OP, money, and leaderboard placement have been updated!

WEEK 13 MOCK GAMBLING - SPREAD AND QUESTIONS DEADLINE FOR WEEK 13 ENTRIES - Thursday, 11/28/2019 12:29pm EASTERN THREAD WILL BE LOCKED AT THE DEADLINE SO GET YOUR ENTRIES IN! Note the early deadline due to Thanksgiving Day games! Week 13 Feature Game Chicago Bears (-3.5) at Detroit Lions (Remember you are betting against the spread) QUESTIONS - An MGT Thanksgiving tradition, with the exception of Questions 1, 5 and 8 which are always the same, this week we thank the players responsible for giving us the touchdowns we love to watch all season long (just remember, as always, it's the guy holding the ball in the end-zone)! 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Bears TD, Bears FG, Bears safety, Lions TD, Lions FG, Lions safety, or other? ($2,000 for the correct call) 2) Who will score the first touchdown in the Feature Game? ($2,000 for the correct player) 3) Who will score the first touchdown in the Buffalo @ Dallas game? ($2,000 for the correct player) 4) Who will score the first touchdown in the New Orleans @ Atlanta game? ($2,000 for the correct player) 5) Call the winners: Tennessee at Indianapolis Tampa Bay at Jacksonville Cleveland at Pittsburgh ($1,500 for EACH correct named game winner, $3,000 bonus if you call all 3 correctly) 6) Who will score the first touchdown in the Washington @ Carolina game? ($2,000 for the correct team player) 7) Who will score the first touchdown in the L.A. Rams @ Arizona game? ($2,000 for the correct player) 8) Name the player who will rush for the most yards AND the player that will have the most receiving yards in week thirteen. ($6,000 for each player named correctly, $12,000 bonus if both names are called) Good luck! ### Example Answer Post and MY ENTRY ### Da Bears for $11,600 1. Bears TD 2. Robinson 3. Elliott 4. Hooper 5. Indy, Jags, Pittsburgh 6. McLaurin 7. Gurley 8. McCaffery, McLaurin #####################

With a conservative bet on the Feature Game and doing very well in the Questions, thewhyteboar hangs on to his slim lead going into the Thanksgiving holiday week! While the leaderboard seems to have stabilized in Week 12, a big jump brings one player back into contention going down the stretch (I see you, Jose)! On to Week 13! ########## WEEK 12 RESULTS ########## Feature Game - Baltimore Ravens (-3.5) at LA Rams The Ravens absolutely steamrolled the hapless Rams by a score of 41.5(45-3.5)-6. Bets on Bal'mr win. QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Ravens TD, Ravens FG, Ravens safety, Rams TD, Rams FG, Rams safety, or other? ($1,800 for the correct call) A 6 yard connection from Jackson to Brown in the 1st quarter kicked off the scoring in this one (Ravens TD). 2) How many total combined touchdowns will be scored in the Feature Game? ($1,800 for the correct call) Six touchdowns were scored in the Feature Game, all by the Ravens. 3) Which game in Week 12 will have the highest combined score? ($1,600 for the correct game) Two games, Dolphins @ Browns and Panthers @ Saints, tie for the top combined score in Week 12 with 65 points scored in each. A call for either of these games gets the cash. Slug and thewhyteboar were the only players to guess one of these games. 4) Which QB in Week 12 will have the highest number of pass attempts? ($2,000 for the right guess) 'ol Nicky Foles had the most passing attempts for the week, chucking 48 in a losing effort for the Jags. Nobody called Foles. 5) Call the winners: Seattle at Philadelphia Denver at Buffalo Green Bay at San Francisco ($1,500 for EACH correct named game winner, $3,000 bonus if you call all 3 correctly) There wasn't a lot of faith from our players this week in San Francisco, but BasemntDweller2, Jose, and thewhyteboar each called all 3 games correct to earn the bonus! 6) Taking into account TOTAL DISTANCE covered on the field, name the team that will have the single longest play of Week 12. ($1,800 for the right team) The longest play in Week 12 goes to the Redskins and Steven Sims, who covered 114 yards of total distance on his way to a 91 yard kick-off return for a touchdown in Washington's 2nd win of the season. Slug was the only player to guess the Redskins because of course he did. 7) Name any RB that will average 5 or more yards per carry with at least 10 attempts. ($2,000 for any correct player) Nick Chubb, Derrick Henry, Devin Singletary, Bo Scarbrough, Mark Ingram, Rashaad Penny, and Miles Sanders each average 5 yards or greater per rush, with at least 10 attempts this week. Keyser_Soze was the only player to call one of these names right, betting on Chubb to keep up his production. 8) Name the player who will rush for the most yards AND the player that will have the most receiving yards in week twelve. ($5,000 for each player named correctly, $10,000 bonus if both names are called) Derrick Henry rushed for 159 yards to lead all runners and Chris Godwin pulled in 184 receiving yards to top the receivers in Week 12. Nobody called either player. I can't read, apparently! Jose called Godwin! This is why you check my math, people. :P ######### LEADERBOARD ######### @thewhyteboar - $46,650 @Biggie - $41,650 @Keyser_Soze - $37,600 @AbsolutSurgen - $35,100 @Jose - $22,700 Slug - $21,600 @Dodger - $19,100 @RedSoxFan9 - $12,800 @BasemntDweller2 - $7,500 @Alpha1Cowboy - $5,300 @SFLUFAN - $3,900 @johnny - $2,500 @Greatoneshere - $2,100 @Kal-El814 - $1,500 As always, if you think I mathed wrong let me know. ########## THE SEASON ######### Week 1 <-- See here for full rules if you're interested in joining the competition! Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 ############################### WEEK 13 FEATURE GAME AND QUESTIONS FOLLOW THIS POST

This is basically me, plus a few years and we were both in high school when we met.

Nope. Never needed to and hopefully never will.

BUMP! Deadline is tonight! Get your entries in!

D'oh! Fixed.

Smells like a scam. There are dozens of similar sites with the same stock images and wording. I'm guessing you were talking to a shill.

"Oh no, he's got a Chevy! They're so dependable!"

"Dear Counselor Troi, I waited at Denny's but you didn't meet me!"

I thought I'd read Netflix is continuing it, but no word on a release date yet.

Http://twitch.tv/mst3k Launched today. 24 hours a day year round. It's starting with Season 1 and going in chronological order. The channel will include broadcasts of all episodes, cast specials, interviews, Turkey Day marathons, spinoffs like Cinematic Titanic, and more. MST3K is my all time favorite show in TV history. I'm jazzed.

Just reached it's funding goal. Edit: A wild campaign link appears!

I'm weak so I just picked this up (Shield). I'll start it when I'm finished with DQXI.

I have a second set of joycons but haven't even opened them. The original joycons never come de-attached from the system; I only use them when using the console in handheld mode. Every game I play in docked mode or multiplayer I use pro-controllers. Maybe I just haven't gotten any games that *need* joycons? But having had the system since launch it's never come up. I think Mario Party was the lone exception.

WEEK 12 MOCK GAMBLING - SPREAD AND QUESTIONS DEADLINE FOR WEEK 12 ENTRIES - Thursday, 11/21/2019 08:19pm EASTERN THREAD WILL BE LOCKED AT THE DEADLINE SO GET YOUR ENTRIES IN! Week 12 Feature Game Baltimore Ravens (-3.5) at LA Rams (Remember you are betting against the spread) QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Ravens TD, Ravens FG, Ravens safety, Rams TD, Rams FG, Rams safety, or other? ($1,800 for the correct call) 2) How many total combined touchdowns will be scored in the Feature Game? ($1,800 for the correct call) 3) Which game in Week 12 will have the highest combined score? ($1,600 for the correct game) 4) Which QB in Week 12 will have the highest number of pass attempts? ($2,000 for the right guess) 5) Call the winners: Seattle at Philadelphia Denver at Buffalo Green Bay at San Francisco ($1,500 for EACH correct named game winner, $3,000 bonus if you call all 3 correctly) 6) Taking into account TOTAL DISTANCE covered on the field, name the team that will have the single longest play of Week 12. ($1,800 for the right team) 7) Name any RB that will average 5 or more yards per carry with at least 10 attempts. ($2,000 for any correct player) 8) Name the player who will rush for the most yards AND the player that will have the most receiving yards in week twelve. ($5,000 for each player named correctly, $10,000 bonus if both names are called) Good luck! ### Example Answer Post and MY ENTRY ### Rams for $10,800 1. Rams TD 2. 6 3. Carolina @ New Orleans 4. Brady 5. Seattle, Buffalo, Green Bay 6. Redskins 7. Guice 8. McCaffery, McLaurin #####################

thewhyteboar finally knocks Keyser_Soze from his perch atop the leaderboard! Losing on the Feature Game, but doing well in the questions, thewhyteboar eeks his was into the lead. Only $400 separates 1st and 2nd place, and most of the leaderboard is still in a single week's striking distance! ########## WEEK 11 RESULTS ########## Feature Game - Pittsburgh Steelers (+3.5) at Cleveland Browns The Browns rolled over the Steelers by a score of 21-10.5(7+3.5). Bets on Cleveland win. Biggie was the only player to call Cleveland, despite them being favored! QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Steelers TD, Steelers FG, Steelers safety, Browns TD, Browns FG, Browns safety, or other? ($1,700 for the correct call) The first scoring play was a Mayfield keeper up the gut from a yard out. Calls on a Browns TD get it. Biggie was the only player to call a Cleveland touchdown to kick things off. 2) Which team in the Feature Game will be more heavily penalized in terms of YARDAGE? ($1,400 for the correct call) Cleveland by far. The Browns had a total of 121 penalty yards to Pittsburgh's 41. 3) Which game on SUNDAY will have the lowest combined score? ($1,500 for the correct game) The Bears @ Rams game tallied a mere 24 points between the two teams to be our low scoring contest for the week. Alpha1Cowboy was the only player to see this lack of offensive production coming. 4) How many total yards will Baltimore rush for this week? 0-49, 50-99, 100-149, 150-199, or 200+ ($1,700 for the right guess) Baltimore tore up the turf for a combined 263 yards rushing in Week 11. Bets on 200+ win, but nobody called it. 5) Call the winners: NY Jets at Washington Jacksonville at Indianapolis New England at Philadelphia ($1,400 for EACH correct named game winner, $2,800 bonus if you call all 3 correctly) AbsolutSurgen, BasemntDweller2, and thewhyteboar each called all 3 games correctly to earn the bonus! 6) Kings of Florida - Which Florida team will score the most points in Week 11? ($1,500 for the right team) Surprisingly it was the Dolphins who led all Florida teams with 20 points on the board. Nobody called Miami. 7) Escape Velocity - Name the player that will record the highest top speed for a scoring play in Week 11 ($3,000 for the right player) While a few ball carriers were faster, your top speed on a scoring play was 20.84 MPH, clocked by the Saints' Marcus Williams on a 55 yard interception return for a touchdown in the 4th quarter against the Bucs. Nobody called Williams. 8) Name the player who will rush for the most yards AND the player that will have the most receiving yards in week eleven. ($4,500 for each player named correctly, $9,000 bonus if both names are called) Jonathan Williams carried the ball for 116 yards to lead all runners and Michael Gallup caught 148 yards of passes to top the week's receivers. Nobody called either player. ######### LEADERBOARD ######### @thewhyteboar - $33,250 @Biggie - $32,850 @Keyser_Soze - $29,200 Slug - $24,200 @Dodger - $19,100 @AbsolutSurgen - $18,500 @RedSoxFan9 - $12,800 @BasemntDweller2 - $8,400 @Alpha1Cowboy - $5,300 @Jose - $4,200 @SFLUFAN - $3,900 @johnny - $2,500 @Greatoneshere - $2,100 @Kal-El814 - $1,500 As always, if you think I mathed wrong let me know. ########## THE SEASON ######### Week 1 <-- See here for full rules if you're interested in joining the competition! Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 ############################### WEEK 12 FEATURE GAME AND QUESTIONS FOLLOW THIS POST

So it's Warhammer without laser guns?

Aaaaaand it's over.

Steelers-Tyreek Hill for almost everyone. o_O Crazy.

As long as he's not logging in/changing his passwords using links in such e-mails then he's fine there.

BitDefender or Avira are both solid.