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Nah she’s a fuckin grifter like the rest of her newfound pals

What you mean bro, he nailed it. As far as we can tell, the universe is deterministic

Yepppp. Free will and also time are illusions!

No fucking wayyyy is JOE TACOPINA a real name

How in the fuck is that legal.

Sounds like unrest to me.

I don’t know that Russia is doing “okay” seeing as the average quality of life has dropped significantly since the start of the war, there’s unrest all over the place, and high level officials are falling out of windows left and right. Their modern military equipment is more or less depleted at the moment. And none of this is to even mention the massive demographic crisis they’re facing.

Pass a bill banning all politicians from using social media of any form, we can go back to doing it on tv you pussies

Twitter was a mistake

Indicated lol

When I was in driving school they showed us a bunch of gory wreck photos.

White people also need to stop saying things like “oh lawd”

Don’t let people in the military or intelligence sphere use TikTok. Otherwise who gives a fuck. It’s just another extension of American monopolization of global culture.

The what?

My parents just got a Bolt and it’s pretty neat. Nothing fancy but it does the fast.

So much for being one of the “good” companies.

I’m so jaded that I don’t think it has fully sunk in that Trump could actually be arrested this Tuesday.

Imagine using meth in prison. What a nightmare. Just do heroin you fools

World record wrongness

wat

So is this going to trigger some kind of recession? Taking bets.

Ugh who cares

Oh boy. Here we go.

Oh I’m sure nothing bad could happen after canning the entire ethics department.

I’ve seen these in person, they’re larger than most small passenger aircraft and definitely way bigger than the average fighter.