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Wait a minute, is he trying to claim there isn’t a shutdown?

I love tweets that age like a fine wine!

Besides sex, nothing brings me greater pleasure than watching the Presidency become the worst thing to happen to the Trumps.

Old people don’t know how to use streaming services.

I'm trying to figure out what he's saying here.

"the lovely Lisa Page, his lover" Jesus fucking Christ.

What a moron.

Everybody wants the role of Chief of Staff and yet Trump gives the gig to a guy who already has two other gigs.

Okay, if the Lannisters were all Joffreys.

That blonde hair... Jesus, the Trumps really are the Lannisters.

Trump also thought the movie Air Force One was a documentary.

Imagine being so stupid. Seriously.

Yeah, the military is going to build the Wall.

I'm ready for the return of da Mooch.

Trump confirmed it. Someone find that tweet where Trump mocked Obama for going through three Chief of Staffs in six years.

I like that they didn’t show Rocket in the trailer. I can’t wait to see him interact with more people than just Thor.

He's definitely gotten fatter since being elected. He has no neck now.

What’s wrong with the Pod Save guys?

And this info releases the day after Trump just thanked Stone for not ratting on him, and the day Stone decides to take the Fifth.

Holy shit, Graham just straight up went party over country. That's awesome that he won't even hide it.

To be fair, the reason viewership was down on the third season was because Netflix didn't promote it. I had to literally go to the search bar the day the season dropped and type in "Daredevil" in order to find it. Something I NEVER had to do in the history of using Netflix.

Yeah, I've never really seen any flicks with Brie Larson in them, is she always so wooden?

Republicans: "We're not racist, the real racists are the people who say we're racist!"

No, we want steak, but we need steak with sizzle. Beto could be that. Harris is that for me (I'd let her intimidate me like I'm Jeff Sessions in front a Senate committee).

That was one of those "questions I asked and immediately knew the answer after I said it". But still, that is some genius level trolling.