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MarSolo

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  1. I think Warren is the best person to go against Trump. She's going to be proposing all these ideas that could actually work, and Trump will be just "LOL POCAHONTAS WOUNDED KNEE!"
  2. This is either a hilarious joke or the best typo of all time.
  3. I do blame immigrants for some of my problems as well. I shouldn't lie. To be fair, that immigrant is my dad, and he's kind of a shitty human being until you give him a baby or a dog, then he turns into Santa.
  4. Tonight I learned @Dodger hates immigrants because they gave him a low credit score and a small penis. I live in a pretty heavily black area of Philadelphia. I’m like THE Italian in that neighborhood (therefore, probably the only user on this board that can safely say he actually has a 9” penis... because Sicilian).
  5. His brother-in-law is Jewish! He's allowed to say shekels! He can even tell him to hit the showers after a rough game of tennis.
  6. I'd say they're washing their hands of the Russia investigation... but as we all know, Pete Hegseth doesn't wash his hands of anything.
  7. I’m so pissed I never took those world’s smallest violin lessons, I’d be playing it for these morons right now.
  8. Wait, so the vet is a liar now? You know, at this point I'm not trusting veterans anymore between this guy, Bobbitt, and the guy with the Wall GoFundMe.
  9. I was the biggest Jim Carrey fan growing up, however, his art is probably his greatest work.
  10. To be fair, I bet Harris knows who Cardi B is. Hillary definitely didn’t know what a Pokémon was until she read that line.
  11. It’s sad that one of the show’s worst episodes featured Alison Janney, which is a shame because she’s a national treasure.
  12. Except Kanye West has admitted he’s bipolar, and also claims he stopped taking his meds.
  13. More like mentally ill. He’s the black Norman Osborn. I give it another year before he’s wearing a Green Goblin mask and throwing pumpkins at people while asking for Spider-Man to fight him.
  14. I agree with anyone that equates the MAGA hat to be the modern day Klan hood.
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