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The Bobbit guy involved in that GoFundMe scam with that New Jersey couple, and the vet with the GoFundMe for the Border Wall that was like “well, let’s put the money into this shell company instead!”

The track record of veterans being shit stains and dishonest lately is a mark against him. But honestly, anyone wearing a MAGA hat might as well be wearing a Klan hood or a swastika armband in my eyes, so I believe the Native American vet.

I'm doing it. I never get to do it.

Ironic, these kids go to the March for Life rally and instead prove that abortions are a good idea.

I’m honestly shocked he’s married. I assumed most women looked at him and said “you must be this tall to go on this ride.”

Peter Dinklage could dunk on Shapiro.

Excuse me, but the Super Mario Bros and Legend of Zelda would like a word.

How Japanese of you.

There was an episode of the Outer Limits (the reboot on CW or UPN or whatever it was at the time) where an episode involved killing baby Hitler. The women goes back in time and succeeds, but the nanny of the Hitler household catches her in the act of jumping into the freezing river with the baby and drowning. The nanny then steals a baby from a random homeless Jewish woman and brings it back to the Hitler household. The problem wasn’t Hitler himself, it was the environment and the world he encountered as he grew up. There was also some documentary I watched about cloning in high school, where Jane Curtin and John Lithgow play these white supremacists who make a bunch of Hitler clones, the problem is that none of them become Hitler as they intended; one becomes an incredible car salesman, another becomes an amazing sports commentator, etc. So Shapiro is coming up short here as usual despite the low hanging fruit of his argument.

So I’m curious who the sources for Buzzfeed were, because this is pretty bad. Spoken like my ex-girlfriend. I mean... uh... look over there!

I present to you, the stupidest fucking take I've ever read regarding the banquet:

Guys, I'm beginning to think that not only is the pee pee tape real, but it's actually of Lindsey Graham getting pissed on by male Russian hookers.

Great thread that's worth a read.

I doubt athletes that are watching their diets want to be eating fast food that they can get ANYWHERE, rather than, you know, something different while dining in the WHITE HOUSE.

He's definitely financially compromised. His idiot sons literally said on air that most of their money comes from Eastern Europe.

Either he's a retard or he's seriously in bed with Russia. How can you not say "no, I am not working with Russia."?

Jesus Christ, it's a yes or no question.

Man, remember Helsinki? That seems like a decade ago.

Everyone freaking out over her has made me sick of her already. Between her, Hillary Clinton, her emails, and the Obamas, we found plenty of things to build the wall out of that people can’t seem to get over.

Didn’t she call Trump a pussy?

Jonathan Karl definitely fact checked the shit out of Mike Pence today. No wonder he's called Mike Dense. EDIT: Holy shit, I just watched that other video. Back in the gimp cage for you Pence.

After the shit storm with Jim Acosta, who wants to even try? I mean, I would, but I'm an asshole who LOVES triggering assholes like Trump.

Don't Republicans call him "Mike Dense" behind his back? Also, the reason Manafort most likely told Trump to pick him was because he would be like the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

These goofy deals of Schumer never cease to amaze me.

Shutdown money?