marioandsonic

So tonight, I got a call about a potential job offer. Nothing definite, but it would likely start in about two months. Also, the pay would be at least double what I make now. Please let this work out...

THE PEE TAPE IS REAL

Don't tell him what Obama's approval rating at this point was.

How soon until Trump tweets about a 40% approval rating?

I'm sure PA won't get directly hit, but we'll definitely get some leftover rain, which could result in even more flooding in many areas.

He's not wrong

I mean, they should also break up giant telecom companies like Comcast, Verizon, and AT&T, but that's not happening.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

ONE. FOR. EVERYTHING.

Please tell me that account is satire. Please.

I actually have a 2012 Focus. I love it. It's just about to cross the 100k mark.

Memes have become real. Holy shit...

I love threads like this, because they remind me that I have no savings or retirement fund set up, and I'll be working until 10 years after I die.

Obviously this means we need to give millionaires another tax cut.

You just know that if the Dems take the house or the senate, Trump will say that it was due to hacking/fraud/immigrants/crab people/whatever, and want to start an investigation.

Reddit account user "RavenChamps", who was linked to the shooter and criticized "Trumptards", reveals he is not the shooter

As someone who has a mental disorder, I absolutely despise the notion that mental illness is the root of gun violence. Not only is it not true (the majority of mass shooters are/were not mentally ill), but it also serves to demonize those that have mental illness. As if we all need to walk on eggshells around them, otherwise they'll snap and pull off the next Columbine. Talking about mental health is already such a difficult subject in this country, and notions like those aren't helping.

That was over a year ago, so there's no "oops".

I know EVO had metal detectors and security guards.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/shooting-at-jacksonville-landing-leaves JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Sources say at least eleven people have been shot and four are dead after a shooting at the Jacksonville Landing Sunday afternoon. Police urge everyone to stay away from the area because it is not safe. Early reports say they were shot inside a game room at the Chicago Pizza and others may have been wounded in the gunfire. News4Jax have crews on the scene. Several ambulances, firefighters and police officers are on the scene and roads are being blocked off downtown near the Jacksonville Landing. Bay Street from Pearl to Main Street are closed as police investigate. News4Jax will update this breaking story with more information as soon as it is confirmed. The shooting happened during a Madden tournament, which was being streamed on Twitch, so there is video of it. WARNING: Not graphic, but definitely not for the faint of heart

He's going to pick Sheriff Joe, isn't he?

So what happens to his Senate seat? Does it just remain empty until January?