Kal-El814

I have absolutely no problem becoming a fair weather Jets fan after rooting for them my whole life and watching them snatch defeat from the jaws of victory as many times as I have. The best way to watch the Jets is to not watch them.

Didn’t watch a single Jets snap this season lol

It’s like Goldeneye on the N64 where you played pistols only, license to kill. You shoot someone and think you’re hot shit, only you realize you hit your gun then they blow you away. If I can do it with single analog stick console aiming you think a cop can’t do it IRL?

Bro I aint scared.

I have no objections.

The books were cooked, I knew it.

Yup that tracks.

I’m a mark for that model, too. When I moved to Watertown, one of my college buddies / roommates used his iMac to burn bootleg DVDs of The Venture Bros and Aqua Teen Hunger Force from iDVD on one of those, it fucking ruled.

@Commissar SFLUFAN - The father @sblfilms - The son @Mr.Vic20 - The holy spirit @Kal-El814 - whichever apostle is the shittiest without being Judas, I don’t know

Yea, but does e-transfer have default privacy settings that people don’t bother to change so when you use the app you can see your friends sending money to one another with shit like eggplant, peach, and water splash emoji?

Those iMacs look like big iPads that happen to run MacOS, and the iPad pros now have M1 chips that run iPadOS. What a world. I’m happy we’re getting more color out of Apple again, the clear, color Macs from back in the day are obviously super dated looking now but I always enjoyed how they stood out.

Next thing I’m going to learn is that Ip Man isn’t a bunch of movies about a dude that fixes your router.

I didn’t Venmo because I was too busy finally clearing 120 shrines on BotW Master Mode. Next time I’ll have Link jump off cash mountain and not Death Mountain. Also how the fuck do you dunces not know how to Venmo, it’s like a text message that robs you / pays you. Christ.

Why are you polluting the verdict with a Ben Shapiro appearance, boo.

Someone hold me.

OLO

The Hobbit trilogy was so...not what I want from LoTR content that I’m not the least interested in this until it’s out and we have some impressions.

American obsession with perfectly manicured lawns is bananas.

I’m 5’7” and my first GF in high school was 5’ tall and I felt like I towered over her. Do you just... walk into her sometimes?

Yeah I’m not especially worried about that aspect of it.

How tall are you / wifey?

Having gone through a refi recently, my house increased in value by $100K since I bought it in 2019, and we already went through one refi before that. Money is stupid.

I don’t think it would have jumped out to me, except the NPCs you interact with immediately after the fight sequence look like they belong just fine. I also didn’t feel this way about any of the baddies in RE VII. The combat felt pretty “bad” too, but I assume that some of that is due to this part of the game being early / funneling you to the story beat. I hope so, anyway. I don’t mind feeling “weak” in RE games, necessarily, especially early on until you get better at it. The first time through the village in RE4 was a struggle, by the time you know the system Leon just mercs everyone. We’ll see.

The monsters looked out of place to me in the demo. I don’t know how to explain it... it looked like they weren’t really part of the game?

TIL I’ve been pronouncing the character’s name wrong my whole life, whiteness level 1000000000/10 confirmed. Sigh.