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A hugely missed opportunity to show the c-section man emerging from the tent feet first. Embarrassing.

I have one of these, so sorry. As an aside, while I was googling “hatch certificate” for this gem of a joke, I stumbled across this relevant website, so this wasn’t a complete waste of time. Parrots - Info and Care, Parrot Photos Facts Videos Links - Planned Parrothood WWW.PLANNEDPARROTHOOD.COM

As a c-section baby, I was technically never born.

Also I love how big brains morons like Musk, who think so little about things like social sciences like psychology, have no fucking idea how memory works. Eat shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Given the number of people who want to dehumanize and deny sustenance/aid/shelter to other, actual living humans all the time, I’m not entirely sure how obvious this is. But I know what you’re getting at.

There are myriad opinions on when it is acceptable to end the lives of born human people, too, though.

Yuuuuuup.

Elon Musk sucks so fucking hard, they should just place him in orbit and the gravitational forces from how much he sucks could lift Space X rockets into pace without burning fuel. Imagine getting out there and tweeting, “Oh I sexually harassed you? Describe my dick.”

If I can’t hurl taurine and ginseng riddled urine at Mads Mikkelsen, what’s the point?

I, for one, am SHOCKED that so much of the pro-Depp / anti-Heard stuff online is funded by Ben Shapiro. Shocked, I tell you. The Daily Wire Spent Thousands of Dollars Promoting Anti-Amber Heard Propaganda WWW.VICE.COM The conservative media outlet ran Facebook and Instagram ads for stories backing Johnny Depp, an investigation by media non-profit the Citizens for VICE World News found.

More like Norman Reedeez Nuts

I liked Death Stranding, but let’s be real… Ms. Pac-Man > Death Stranding

Access deez nuts.

In my defense, none of the emoticons were rendering at all for me for most of yesterday for some reason!

Jelly.

Most of my joke cooking lately is been southeast Asian. I made drunken noodles today and they came out well for a first attempt and considering I couldn’t find the noodles I wanted to winged it with a different shape. That pic looks quite good! Is it store guac or abuela guac?

No, they have ReTruths, not retweets. Totally different.

Bootstraps is the evil version.

One thing I've seen a lot of people assume when they look at a chart like this... ... is that when they see China's life expectancy at the mid 40's in the 1960's, they think that people didn't "live as long." And while that's true to some extent, a significant reason that number is so low is infant mortality and people dying by / during young adulthood. Most people would die young or die old, and then averages do their thing.

If the richest man in the world can't get away with exposing hid dick, exploiting labor, and ignoring workplace racism... what chance do we have?

I don't know that I'm ever as big a fan of something as the internet seems to be, from which I take great comfort. Possible tame exceptions are the amount of paint I buy compared to the number of minis I paint, and an affinity for ugly, limited edition controllers.

Also Wong is dope as hell.

I'd only read two articles about it (one beyond the one I'd linked to before) and neither mentioned other witnesses that I can recall. That's entirely fair and possible. It's difficult for me to think that there's "equal footing" in a relationship where one of the people involved is one of the most recognizable, popular, and powerful men in Hollywood and the other is Amber Heard. Even saying something like they both contributed to a toxic relationship rubs me the wrong way given the power imbalances in play and the ongoing attempt at dragging Heard through the American legal system after failing to successfully sue British tabloids. Again, this went through foreign courts that concluded that the statements made by the Sun characterizing Depp as an abuser were not libelous. And assuming I've understood things correctly, the odds of succeeding on a libel claim in the UK (or England, whatever, I dunno offhand how the timing of Brexit impacts this ) are better than they are in the US. There's nothing that I've seen on this that suggests that Depp is the real victim. Who knows how the US case will turn out of course, but again, Depp sued the press about claims of abuse in the UK, lost, appealed, and lost. Anyone seeing this as Heard trying to "silence Depp" doesn't have their head screwed on straight.

No, that's not what I'm saying. I don't know how I could be more clear than I was above. I don't know what you mean by this.

Yeah that's fair. Ultimately it's Barry going around and doing the murders; he's continued to do that after Fuches split. We're a step beyond something like the Manson family murders since Fuches straight up tells Barry who to kill and there's no doubt that he molded Barry to some extent. Seeing Sally as anything other than a victim on this show is... weird. Not that she's just or only a victim of course.