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Montana Senate candidate Tim Sheehy says he lied to ranger about gunshot wound - The Washington Post WWW.WASHINGTONPOST.COM Tim Sheehy, a charismatic former Navy SEAL, has cited a gunshot wound he received in combat that he said left a bullet in his right arm as evidence of his toughness.

How many strip clubs you been to already?

Looks like the Bluetooth problem was that I was using an old USB Bluetooth adapter instead of the mobo Bluetooth--I didn't initially realize it had Bluetooth. Installing the mobo Bluetooth driver did it, I did get some laggy typing initially but I guess the wifi antenna that came with the mobo also works with Bluetooth because putting that on fixed the lag so seems like the lag was just a weak Bluetooth connection.

lol I'm a dummy, I was absolutely convinced the problem was with my ISP's router but it looks like the problem was actually the motherboard on my old computer (mobo was 10 years old) only having megabit. Noticed just now that I was getting my full advertised speed downloading games on Steam over ethernet on the new computer. Still not the best router and only WiFi 5, but it moves into good enough territory knowing the ports are actually gigabit.

Okay finally found a set of instructions that fixed the Xbox app problem. Putting them here for posterity too. https://old.reddit.com/r/XboxGamePass/comments/15oyyn3/work_around_for_windows_xbox_app/ Now onto fixing the issue with the bluetooth not working until after I've logged in...which I don't think I'm doing until tomorrow at this point.

Apparently it's a pretty rampant issue that's been going on for at least a year that this just doesn't work with Windows 11. Scattered reports of people fixing it themselves but of course no useful details on how to replicate. ngl tempted to just wipe this drive and do a Windows 10 install instead.

Urg, the Game Bar needed to be updated too but no dice after updating that.

Both problems are still present after running the cumulative update. Looking in Windows Update again there's a "cumulative update preview" but I assume I shouldn't need a preview update to be up-to-date right?

Logged into a Microsoft account in the store, looks like I do have a big cumulative update showing in Windows Update so grabbing that now.

And it seems like when I reboot it's not automatically finding my bluetooth keyboard?

So I'm trying to get the Xbox app set up so I can use the Xbox Accessories app for my Xbox controller and headset and keep getting this on the Xbox app...what do I do here? Googling/reddit isn't being helpful. Windows 11

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Apparently the epicenter was at Trump's NJ golf course.

She got so tanked the bar cut her off. Lauren Boebert Is Still on Her Worst Behavior NYMAG.COM Waiters reportedly cut the congresswoman off at a MAGA holiday party in Manhattan, where she wouldn’t stop taking selfies with Donald Trump.

Woman breaks her neck inside St. Clair County Jail, isn't taken to the hospital for days WWW.WXYZ.COM Lisa Brown takes full responsibility for why she ended up briefly behind bars. But now she says a 20-day jail sentence has left her with a life sentence of partial paralysis and disability.

It could well be a blockbuster hurricane season, and that’s not a good thing ARSTECHNICA.COM Although not quite literally, the Atlantic Ocean is on fire right now.

I know someone who got sucked into this No Labels bullshit. I'm sure he's doing peachy today.

$DJT tanked the stonks?

It wasn't a mechanical Turk situation, they were using a lot of human training.

Ringleader of global monkey torture network, 'The Torture King', is charged WWW.BBC.COM Michael Macartney, 50, confessed to the BBC his role in an extreme monkey torture network.

nvm I forgot the Florida Democratic Party is terminally incompetent https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/03/florida-democrats-biden-abortion-0015025

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