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Also, if this is a matter of national security (i.e. Rudy is a Russian mark- which he very well may be!), the Biden campaign may have been advised to stay silent.

SURPRISE MOTHERUFUCKERS lmao

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@Emperor Diocletian II crown the man

Man, just you wait, it is going to get PHENOMENALLY more melancholic and morbid.

I’ve read and seen The Green Mile, read the first three or so Dark Tower books, and I’ve seen Pet Semetary (original) and Stand By Me. I’ve also seen Maximum Overdrive, which may unironically be my favorite Stephen King work.

And hitting it out of the park is especially hard given some of SNL's legendary political sketches:

There’s probably already some QAnon shit like that.

I've always felt it is a false comparison; Wawa definitely has better/healthier sandwiches, but you don't go to Sheetz for food like that, you go because you want a breakfast burrito and chicken tenders at 10:30 at night.

I would vote for Inuk.

But what’s crazy is that denying reality directly impacts their chances of succeeding. Just shooting themselves in the foot.

Though it is repugnant and bankrupt, I understand how or why people might support Trump; I cannot understand how or why they blind themselves to the reality of his chances. It’s one thing to delude yourself into supporting someone, it’s another thing entirely to delude yourself to the numbers.

What kind?

So within the first two minutes Trump admitted he doesn't test every day and had pneumonia, two wildly suspected things that confirm how full of shit these people are.

Tonight for dinner I had pizza.

Slight misquote, same sentiment though:

Between that and his comment about places he isn’t leading being ‘not very intelligent’, he clearly does not give a shit anymore. He’ll spend every day until November 3rd pandering to his base and blathering into the void, lose terribly, leave office (because he doesn’t actually care to be President), then start Trump TV and endlessly claim he was cheated. It’s all about his ego at this point.

Whether you like the finished product or not, I don't know how you can claim RJ doesn't understand Star Wars; you can't deconstruct something without intimate knowledge of how it ticks.

Even your 'I Voted' stickers are bougie lmao

Oh my god do you dorks ever click anything that's posted?

I'm surprised @CitizenVectron hasn't unironically posted this yet.

I can’t say I wholly agree with him, but I appreciate that he doesn’t try to have it both ways.

I’m starting to come around to the idea that enough people were spooked by the USPS shenanigans that they show up to the polls and make Election Night definitive.

I wouldn’t even call it bullish: I think it has always been extremely likely that Biden wins by a landslide. That’s never really been the question; the question is what happens afterwards...

People from New Jersey who wish they could call themselves real New Yorkers don't want to admit that real NY pizza is the stuff you get $1 a slice, not the stuff you see in foodie videos.