If anyone has half a day to spare, they could always make the Ribby McRibface:
The Ultimate Homemade McRib (Smoked-Rib Sandwich) Recipe | Serious Eats
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McDonald's McRib is the rarely available pork-and-barbecue-sauce sandwich with a cultlike following. My goal? Take everything we love about the McRib and turn it up to 11, by starting from scratch with a few high-quality ingredients and a lot of good technique. It's a project, but it is oh-so-worth it.