TBH, that IS what I had in mind, but not a white Mike, a black Mike. And it isn't that common for me. I only personally knew 1 person who goes by Mike. But something about you smells like you'd be a black Mike and I know 0 black Mikes. If that isn't good enough I can think of another. Like, Brandon is pretty good too. It does kinda piss me off that best came in and did that. Cuz I already knew what I was going to name you when I made this thread. I was just waiting for you to post.
Edit 2: As a Mike, you probably like Hockey, but will at least like a sport no matter what.
Edit: What best did was also a very fucking Kevin thing to do.