Bloodporne Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Today I overslept by approximately two hours, walked downstairs, sat on my couch in boxers and a gross gray wifebeater, put on a ZZ Top album and proceeded to borderline chug the leftover beer from last night simply because it was in front of me on the table. After this, I proceeded to crack open a new beer from the fridge, change to a Slayer album and finally stumble down to the deli to get a bagel in Adidas Eurotrash sandals, sweatpants and still the gross wifebeater where I realized I had a slight buzz at about noon. To put the cherry on top, instead of actually working like I should be after this sad display, I'm making a thread about it on a message board. Now I want to know, what has been your pandemic rock-bottom behavior thus far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, Rachel said: That’s your rock bottom? That sounds fucking awesome! On second thought...you might be right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 My rock bottom was not working out, so I built a gym in my garage and it's looking up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 minute ago, SlipperySlope said: My rock bottom was not working out, so I built a gym in my garage and it's looking up! You built a vertical gym?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: You built a vertical gym?! Yup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I’m on vacation this week, the same week Arizona has a statewide 8pm curfew. While it’s been nice to not look at a single claim this week for work my week has basically been wake up around 11 am play video games for a couple hours then nap then play video games most the rest of the night, rinse and repeat. Worst of all up until right now the only game I’ve actually played is rdr2 because apparently I hate myself. ive learned during lockdown time that I completely fall apart without structure. If you let me just do whatever I want sleep and play video games will be what I do. Oh with added boredom eating, just what my fat ass needed. I really need to turn this around and start losing some weight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysDyingX Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Bloodporne said: Today I overslept by approximately two hours, walked downstairs, sat on my couch in boxers and a gross gray wifebeater, put on a ZZ Top album and proceeded to borderline chug the leftover beer from last night simply because it was in front of me on the table. After this, I proceeded to crack open a new beer from the fridge, change to a Slayer album and finally stumble down to the deli to get a bagel in Adidas Eurotrash sandals, sweatpants and still the gross wifebeater where I realized I had a slight buzz at about noon. To put the cherry on top, instead of actually working like I should be after this sad display, I'm making a thread about it on a message board. Now I want to know, what has been your pandemic rock-bottom behavior thus far? Rock bottom? Thats sounds like a fucking amazing way to start the day if your still in your 20s. If you are older, fuck it. Its friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysDyingX Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Rachel said: That’s your rock bottom? That sounds fucking awesome! wow twins. I didnt even the read comments before I commented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, BasemntDweller2 said: Rock bottom? Thats sounds like a fucking amazing way to start the day if your still in your 20s. If you are older, fuck it. Its friday. I'm gonna go with fuck it, it's Friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I'm actually operating at an enhanced level of optimal efficiency. Seriously, all of my relevant metrics are significantly elevated! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: I'm actually operating at an enhanced level of optimal efficiency. Seriously, all of my relevant metrics are significantly elevated! You heard it here first, folks: at no point during his adult life have Wade’s balls been any smoother. They are bald and beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: I'm actually operating at an enhanced level of optimal efficiency. Seriously, all of my relevant metrics are significantly elevated! The avatar has never been more appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Chris- said: You heard it here first, folks: at no point during his adult life have Wade’s balls been any smoother. They are bald and beautiful. That's correct! Now that I can take my time with an actual razor, they are VERY much friction-less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 My dad got drunk and bought me a treadmill. You know you’re fat when your parents tell you look like you’ve put on some weight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 9 hours ago, Dodger said: My dad got drunk and bought me a treadmill. You know you’re fat when your parents tell you look like you’ve put on some weight. Keep moving tubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/5/2020 at 11:38 PM, Dodger said: My dad got drunk and bought me a treadmill. You know you’re fat when your parents tell you look like you’ve put on some weight. You know you're fat when your drunk dad buys you a treadmill. That would've been my more obvious giveaway really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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