skillzdadirecta Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 This needs to be a fuckin' cartoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 My parents had a bird house with food and the squirrels would toss the stuff they didn't like onto the ground and eat everything else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, Remarkableriots said: My parents had a bird house with food and the squirrels would toss the stuff they didn't like onto the ground and eat everything else! ASSHOLES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 On 5/26/2020 at 3:43 AM, skillzdadirecta said: ASSHOLES. I once refused to give a piece of bread from a sandwich I was eating to a squirrel, so the jerk went up a tree and started to drop acorns on me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Didn't realize squirrels were that clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 18 hours ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: I once refused to give a piece of bread from a sandwich I was eating to a squirrel, so the jerk went up a tree and started to drop acorns on me. I was on a break having a bagel in Central Park before and they're brazen little jerks there. Two of them actually climbed up my pant leg so quickly, I didn't even know what was going on and before I knew it they knocked the bagel out of my hand and onto the bench. To add insult to injury, seeing how I jumped up in total surprise, I forfeited even the bench to them so basically I stood there now watching two squirrels eat my bagel on my bench. It's a shame they're so insanely cute... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dualhunter Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Last week I walked by a dead one on the side of the road and then walked by a "it's going to be ok" rainbow sign. Not for that squirrel it isn't. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 The entire time I watched that video I couldn't help but wonder just how insane his neighbors think he is considering they're approximately two feet from this weird squirrel torture dungeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 The only squirrel that matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dualhunter Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I was reminded today of a year or two ago when I walked by a squirrel running back and forth across the road. I continued a few meters to cross and heard somebody say something like "oh he didn't make it" but didn't really think about as I was watching for traffic and crossing. On the other side I looked back and saw the squirrel on his back, feet in the air and not moving. I guess Frogger isn't a game for squirrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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