SaysWho? Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 I saw @sblfilms at a grocery store in Houston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything to prove it to dayonepatch. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Thank god all this happened because it distracted from me walking around a store while testing positive on an antigen test. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dodger Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 What drugs are you on and where can I get them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 "I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta KNOWYOURMEME.COM “I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery store. The subject of the copypasta is usually a very well-liked celebrity, thus pranking people into thinking someone they really like is actually rude. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted May 28, 2022 Author Share Posted May 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Dodger said: What drugs are you on and where can I get them Right now just steroids for the sickness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 The COVID hallucinations are hitting you hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Just be happy it wasn't Bee movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 On 5/29/2022 at 4:11 AM, Keyser_Soze said: Just be happy it wasn't Bee movie. ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Honestly, what is this from? I actually read it just now and giggled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 55 minutes ago, best3444 said: Honestly, what is this from? I actually read it just now and giggled. On 5/28/2022 at 2:25 PM, Bacon said: "I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta KNOWYOURMEME.COM “I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery store. The subject of the copypasta is usually a very well-liked celebrity, thus pranking people into... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, TheLeon said: Thanks. I need to learn to read threads properly before commenting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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