Captain Pickle

I dunno. Probably will be a lot more since someone just stole my bike tires!

Food??? For everyone?!?!

Cheapness is a disease. I’m experiencing at work just 1 hour ago and I’m shocked at the chaos someone is causing for $200

This wanker spells off with one f

Ugh I can’t get anything done. I’ve been on my way to rito all game. Now I found to shrine way up in the sky. The kahatuan one or whatever. Junping on sail boats. Saw the light dude flying way up there. Now I wanna make an air balloon and keep placing fire emitters just to get up there. RITO VILLAGE HERE I oh fuck it

Whaaaat?!?! I went immediately. You get something super important! Hint…

I get at least one of everything. I insert 5 globes at a time

I’m a noob still but you are going to dispensers that actually have the item you seek, right?

Go in naked!

My game is bugged. I’m so pissed off. Its mystery in the depths won’t trigger. I’m going to go do the rito phenomenon to see if it fixes it. I wanted to do other stuff first. This is really pissing me off

Yeah I realized I’m dumb after posting

I don’t get it

Get emmm!

Are you using that to slice the pizza so fast because you need that pineapple pizza immediately?

Pineapple on pizza is the best

So I got my first crappy horse and registered it. Named him dork because he sucks. Then they like yo, we got all your old badass horses from your last adventure. I slowly looked towards Dork and thought. You know what dork. First cliff I find near a stable imma jump you off. Whip out my trusty paraglider and watch. Then, THEN you know what imma gonna do. I’m gonna find that damn horse god and you know what I’m gonna say? NOTHING. Not a gawddamn thing i reach into my pouch and grab an apple. I say to dork. Here, have it. It’s your last gawddamn one!

Lol. Right!

I’ve barely started but it wasn’t really “go to any of these four points”. It was more like “go to any of these four points… but really, you should go here first. Did I mention that you should go here first? Yeah, go there”

Lol I can’t share cuz I’m dumb but I just googled it and a 30 second YouTube video popped up. Use summon stones

Let’s start one now! I’ll start…

Always and forever

You can sleep for free in the center of the first town you enter