Captain Pickle

Nice tiny font you ageist!

I recently rewatched it. Fantastic

Sweet

Ok fine then answer this… how much did the tax man get

Coco puffs!!!! Market it you coward!

What are you gonna ask stepee?

Can I have a grant?

Does it smell and how much do your neighbors hate you

Only the inflatable ones!

Just “make” me win and save the shipping by coming to Toronto to party with the pickle!

Yo momma

What the heck, I’m in 68

So where’s the trump joker?

What? I do. She just ain’t no basic b

I like my coffee unflavoured. However, I’m a sucker for pumpkin spiced beer!

Merry Christmas everybody!

Too old to know what the hell you’re talking about

Ocarina

Beyond meat or gusta are ok

Also dill relish is just tiny bits of dill pickles. Regular relish is tiny bits of those gawddamn tiny cocktail pickles. Look so good but they are Satan

I’d say this is the way but to much mustard always ruins it. Fuckin subway sandwich artisans. You say just a little mustard and it’s fucking caked. Asshats

Well, touché. Thought I had a gotcha moment. if I’m having two I do one only a gross amount of ketchup and the other mustard and dill relish. Hate the sweet stuff. If I’m not lazy I’ll add onions to each but I’m eating hotdogs, I’m probably being lazy. I’ll add chipotle sauce to the mustard one if I got it. Also sometimes some cheese if it’s in the fridge. Usually jalapeños havarti