Ricofoley

Kinda seems like the security team needs to practice this whole padded shield formation a few more times

Or we could just give people paid leave like a real-ass country

Rocky beat Ivan Drago

Here are three things that are definitely the same

At this point I basically assume that every D-I level football coach is a sociopath

Oh Jesus

Grapefruit is the best imo

Cue like 15 more columns about how mysterious it is that millenials are increasingly skeptical of capitalism

Lou Malnati's is the correct answer for deep dish

"Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning, and then he gets mad" was such a dark joke for Futurama

The Carr Fire near Redding, CA is up to 80,000+ acres, 500 structures have been destroyed, and 14 people are missing https://www.kcra.com/article/at-least-500-structures-destroyed-in-deadly-carr-fire-burning-in-redding/22568595

The was a study that was in a news a few months back that suggested that the technology that exists to pump carbon out of the atmosphere might be able to scale up in a way that's economical, but there would still be the issue of where and how to store all of it

lol Rudy

President Caps Lock has logged on

Maybe Elon should be helping get cars off the assembly line instead of taking time out to personally deliver experimental baby subs that nobody asked for to the other side of the world? https://www.wsj.com/articles/tesla-asks-suppliers-for-cash-back-to-help-turn-a-profit-1532301091

Imagine watching the last decade of American politics and believing that there's such a thing as the "great middle"

Trying to imagine the person who still cares what Joe Lieberman thinks and mostly coming up empty

Some day soon there's going to be a Donald Trump Presidential Library. Ruminate on that for a while.

He got Joe Walsh to endorse arming preschoolers https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-gop-rep-joe-walsh-sacha-baron-cohen-tricked-me-into-saying-some-pretty-stupid-stuff

I know this is hardly a new thing at this point, but I still cannot deal with Trump's enormous ties

Very mysterious how he could've gotten this idea

I mean... maybe? Chicago already does not have a great track record for this. There's already a never-used shell of a station underneath the loop from the last time they tried building a new express route https://www.nbcchicago.com/investigations/How-Chicago-Spent-400M-On-a-Subway-Superstation-to-Nowhere-293754431.html

Chicago's letting him build this thing, connecting O'Hare to downtown, (the Blue Line does this already, but improving already existing public transport is just an absurd idea apparently) and I'm terrified it's going to be a massive boondoggle https://chicago.curbed.com/2018/7/10/17549684/elon-musk-boring-company-ohare-express