CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Biggie said: Request a sponge bath I’d literally toss a couple towels and no rinse soap on your bed and walk out. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 ITT I learned @CitizenVectron has a penis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Try packing mounds of gauze into a massive pressure ulcer in someone’s butt that smells fetid, has tons of purulent brown drainage and you can stick your whole fist into and see muscle and bone. I wish I could show y’all photos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: I’d literally toss a couple towels and no rinse soap on your bed and walk out. My bed or @best3444? Or both........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, Biggie said: My bed or @best3444? Or both........ Either of you. Any person who has two working arms can wash themselves. once has this 40something woman who walked up to the desk and asked why no one had bathed her. “Here are some towels and soap, ma’am.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Try packing mounds of gauze into a massive pressure ulcer in someone’s butt that smells fetid, has tons of purulent brown drainage and you can stick your whole fist into and see muscle and bone. I wish I could show y’all photos. Jesus, you really are living the dream huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Either of you. Any person who has two working arms can wash themselves. once has this 40something woman who walked up to the desk and asked why no one had bathed her. “Here are some towels and soap, ma’am.” Shit, give her my digits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, Biggie said: Jesus, you really are living the dream huh My paycheck says so. I resuscitated a man last night who went into full cardiac arrest after apparently throwing a massive PE. He was as blue as a smurf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, Biggie said: Shit, give her my digits. She looked like she’d be your type, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: She looked like she’d be your type, actually. Does she drink Yoo Hoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 31 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: My paycheck says so. I resuscitated a man last night who went into full cardiac arrest after apparently throwing a massive PE. He was as blue as a smurf. I don't know how you do it. Some of the things you have mentioned in the past and now sound terrifying to deal with. We need people like you so continue the great work! As far as meds to give me for sleep... they gave me melatonin so basically nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 26 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Does she drink Yoo Hoo? She goddamn better if she wants any of this dick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 1 minute ago, best3444 said: I don't know how you do it. Some of the things you have mentioned in the past and now sound terrifying to deal with. We need people like you so continue the great work! As far as meds to give me for sleep... they gave me melatonin so basically nothing. In my experience, most doctors are pretty conservative when giving narcotics. Melatonin is usually all I ever give, unless the patient is on a home dose of something stronger. Had a patient last night who threw a fit because the doctor wouldn’t order his home dose of 3mg of Xanax, when he was being admitted for altered mental status and multiple falls. He informed us he was a lawyer and a history PhD and we were asking for a lawsuit. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 Yup. They are being reluctant to give me anything to sleep. I guess I won't sleep 2 nights in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Sometimes I just wish they fucking would. I know I couldn’t sleep in a hospital. If you’re young and otherwise healthy, then give a fucking one time dose of temazepam for crissakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, best3444 said: Yup. They are being reluctant to give me anything to sleep. I guess I won't sleep 2 nights in a row. That just means you get to talk to me all night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 27 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: That just means you get to talk to me all night! Good idea. Maybe I can fall asleep after all! 12:20 and wide awake. Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, best3444 said: Good idea. Maybe I can fall asleep after all! 12:20 and wide awake. Yay! I guess you didn't think to bring your switch or anything, you could chip away at something while you were at the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: I guess you didn't think to bring your switch or anything, you could chip away at something while you were at the hospital. No. Because I went to my family doctor at 820am thinking I was sick. Didn't think I'd be in a hospital in 20 min from getting to the Dr. Office. I couldn't play games in here etc. I now have a really bad sore throat which they say is normal. 4 hours ago, Rachel said: Melatonin? Da fuq? At least give you some Benadryl or Dramamine or something if they’re only giving out pussy shit. Yep. The nurse was a pussy and never came back after I asked someone to get her. She then came in much later on and ignored it. Cnut is probably right. They aren't going to give me anything strong for the procedure I had done. It's 5am now so I'm hoping I don't have to long to go to get back home. To a regular bed, Elton, zzzquil, and marijuana lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, best3444 said: Yep. The nurse was a pussy and never came back after I asked someone to get her. She then came in much later on and ignored it. Cnut is probably right. They aren't going to give me anything strong for the procedure I had done. It's 5am now so I'm hoping I don't have to long to go to get back home. To a regular bed, Elton, zzzquil, and marijuana lol. How old was the nurse? Over 40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said: How old was the nurse? Over 40? I'd say late 20's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 17 minutes ago, best3444 said: I'd say late 20's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 6 hours ago, best3444 said: Yup. They are being reluctant to give me anything to sleep. I guess I won't sleep 2 nights in a row. Never ask for something to help you sleep. I told ya, tell them you are starting to experience pain and discomfort from the surgery. They’ll give you something for the pain which will help with getting you some sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 I’ve been dealing dilaudid all night. Woooooo. Least my patients have mostly been chill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 13 minutes ago, Biggie said: Never ask for something to help you sleep. I told ya, tell them you are starting to experience pain and discomfort from the surgery. They’ll give you something for the pain which will help with getting you some sleep. Yeah it's just like a special massage. After your surgery say you want to feel "really good" and they'll accommodate you accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 26 minutes ago, Biggie said: Never ask for something to help you sleep. I told ya, tell them you are starting to experience pain and discomfort from the surgery. They’ll give you something for the pain which will help with getting you some sleep. 12 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Yeah it's just like a special massage. After your surgery say you want to feel "really good" and they'll accommodate you accordingly. This is the first time I've been in a hospital in over 21yrs. I'm new to this. Good suggestions though. Also, I've always been shy in asking for things. It's fucked up I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 43 minutes ago, best3444 said: Also, I've always been shy in asking for things. It's fucked up I know. Hey... you don't need to be shy with me, ask for anything you want 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 They said I'll most likely leave today. I've been watching ridiculousness for god knows how many hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 27 minutes ago, best3444 said: They said I'll most likely leave today. I've been watching ridiculousness for god knows how many hours. Careful driving home after surgery and no sleep. Don’t want to be involved in another car accident. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Turn your mom into a drug mule and get her to snuggle some shit in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Biggie said: Careful driving home after surgery and no sleep. Don’t want to be involved in another car accident. lol I just had breakfast and it tasted like I ate Elton's poop. I was in a much, much, better hospital for my brother. Their food was excellent. I'll be careful driving 🏡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 30 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: Turn your mom into a drug mule and get her to snuggle some shit in I just asked for my prescribed medications. They are acting if though I'm asking them to take their own lives for me. These people have attitudes, too. Edit: Just found out they prescribed me oxy the entire time. I'm upset but whatever. I guess I didn't speak up enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 You generally get your home medications while you’re in the hospital. They’re reconciled and the attending resumes them, unless there’s a good reason not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 Well they only NOW gave me my meds. They didn't give me pain meds this morning because I'm driving myself home. Overall, I'm disappointed with my visit but I'm so new to this. Maybe this is the norm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 I'm home and picked up a bunch of meds one being oxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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