TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Please keep discussion relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 Also, the little stick that pushes my deodorant up has gone sideways. Anyone know how to fix this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 That's what normally happens when you get caught sticking bananas up your ass... you should have known better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Coomer4Prez said: Did they perform a full cavity search before banning you? No, but the called the police who did, in fact, go five knuckles deep once they found me fleeing the crime scene 4 minutes ago, BlueAngel said: Explain why you were banned. Apparently the bread aisle is not the appropriate place to relieve one's self in a grocery store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Remarkableriots said: That's what normally happens when you get caught sticking bananas up your ass... you should have known better! The bizarre thing is they knew I had bananas up my ass before I entered the store. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Did you get any fruit pies before you were banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 45 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Did you get any fruit pies before you were banned? I did not. I did, however, get what the police called a 'creampie' from their officers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Happy Halloween, freaks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Just in case anyone thought that the content on GI was going to improve because Andrea got banned, this gentleman is here to nip that shit right in the bud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Joe said: Just in case anyone thought that the content on GI was going to improve because Andrea got banned, this gentleman is here to nip that shit right in the bud. How is sharing my 100% true and accurate story not quality content? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, Captain Pickle said: Happy Halloween, freaks! On this note, I'm willing to jack o' your lantern if you'd like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Is the grocery store owner named Wade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Don’t trust this. Likely razor blades in your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 24 minutes ago, TheShader said: On this note, I'm willing to jack o' your lantern if you'd like! See above forgot to quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: Is the grocery store owner named Wade? Wade wouldn't dissuade me from his store, it would make it far too much harder to torture and kill me if he couldn't keep active tabs on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysDyingX Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 I don't know if I believe you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted November 1, 2020 Author Share Posted November 1, 2020 21 hours ago, BasemntDweller2 said: I don't know if I believe you Would you believe me if I had video footage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 1 hour ago, TheShader said: Would you believe me if I had video footage? It depends, what is the video footage of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted November 2, 2020 Author Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, stepee said: It depends, what is the video footage of? 5% my flaccid penis, 10% my erect penis, probably a solid 3-4% butt stuff, and the remaining footage being me getting banned from a grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 minute ago, TheShader said: 5% my flaccid penis, 10% my erect penis, probably a solid 3-4% butt stuff, and the remaining footage being me getting banned from a grocery store. how much does it cost if I just want the first 18-19% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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