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I didn’t realize you were a 12 year old girl.

Graham is delusional and doesn’t know that we know. He would go to any lengths to protect his dirty little (open) secret.

He cares so much that the Russians are manipulating him by threatening to release proof he’s a homosexual.

Sam Rockwell looks more like Christian Bale than Christian Bale.

What’s the point in being a college professor if you can’t be friendly with the students? It’s the number one reason why it’s better than teaching high school.

Russia understands that America takes its entertainment way too seriously, so now they are using it to divide us.

Shouldn’t this be on PureFlix?

Cool. A billion dollar company will continue paying on of their employees millions of dollars. I’m so happy for her.

Jeff Flake lives up to his surname.

What the hell were they thinking?

I loved Creed but Rock IV is my least favorite of the series so I’m not sure about this one.

So my sister’s birthday went well. Like expected, her friends were all hot. Well, except one. I did some light flirting with a couple of the friends but it didn’t go anywhere. One friend I have had a crush on for a while, so I went home and jerked it as I thought of her. I’m a baller.

The bromance is over.

Last night I finally opened the botttle of Jack my brother bought me for my birthday. It’s not my favorite whiske but it’s still pretty good.

I’ve heard that after the last Transformers Paramount is now using this movie as a soft-reboot, but don’t quote me on that.

It wouldn’t be surprised if Mark Levin was on Russia’s payroll. He used to hate Trump but then suddenly became okay with him around 5-6 years ago.

Trump is so bad at being a politician it’s amazing. Every scandal he comments on becomes worse just from his words alone.

Isn’t being insincere a major characteristic of a grifter? The article is using the term grifter loosely, even though I agree that everyone listed is a piece of shit.

David Frum and James Comey are garbage, but I wouldn’t call them grifters. They believe their own bullshit.

Date rape has never sounded soft to me. It’s unsettling to think about a rapist building trust up before exploiting it in one of the worst ways possible.

Disney: Making monopolies fun!

No need to bring my mother into this.

I was dissapointed when Boyle left but this is better.