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Wasn’t that the stuff Michael Cohen used to be for? “Hey Mike, send Stormy a message.”

Oz is dead, long live the quack:

Source on bottom of stairs? Ivana Trump, first wife of Donald Trump who helped build his empire, dies at 73 WWW.REUTERS.COM Ivana Trump, the first wife of former U.S. President Donald Trump and the mother of his three oldest children, who helped her husband build some of his signature...

So… word is she was found at the bottom of the stairs, implying she fell down them. The timing of this couldn’t be more convenient considering the Trumps were supposed to be deposed by the NY AG later today. Trump and his kids, Don Jr. and Ivanka, set to testify in New York attorney general investigation starting July 15 WWW.CNBC.COM New York Attorney General Letitia James is investigating the Trump Organization for its valuation of real estate. Donald Trump calls the probe a witch hunt.

Fetterman is fucking crushing it.

As someone who recently lost a parent, I do feel for the soulless monsters that are Don JR., Eric, and Ivanka. That said, every single news outlet should point out that Ivana stated in their divorce proceedings that Donald brutally raped her.

Which, ironically, HE got Mexico to pay for the wall.

That is amazing. Right wing social media has to be in meltdown right now.

Sorry, you get the end of Infinity War over and over and you’ll like it.

It’s like WWE’s current PPV model of one shitty PPV a month where you watch and wonder why you didn’t just smash yourself in the face with a brick instead.

The book his niece wrote tells how borderline sociopathic he was. When his brother was dying in the hospital, he legit got up and left to go to the movies with his one sister.

Whew, I was worried I was going to have to deep dive into this.

Really? He’s saying that the greatest trick Trump ever pulled was making the online decisive. Magats are meat and the courts are what matter. It’s all there.

Fuckers, basically abortion rights are LEGIT on the ballot in PA in November now:

Oh I know it’s not. I’m just saying, blow them up.

Now do the rest of the Confederate monuments.

Listen, as the resident Italian, I’ll clear this up: we call Clarence “shit head”, “piece of shit”, or “someone I wouldn’t piss on if he was on fire”.

Oh what the fuck, I almost was there AGAIN:

Definitely an incel too. That dude couldn’t get his dick into a blow up doll.

Is that Chet Hanks?

Sounds about white.

Don’t worry, the Second Amendment will take of the babies not killed by abortion.

So we’ve got at least two more years until Hollywood gets Michael Bay to make a “January 6th: Secret Soldiers of the Coup” movie, right?

States rights continue to be the dumbest fucking thing. I live in PA and have to drive over the bridge to get weed. I have to go to JERSEY to get weed. We’re the United States until we aren’t.