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Nah, I was drunk when I bought it, saw it fake immediately, and then spent the next two hours scouring the streets of Philly trying to find the guys who sold it to me.

Hey, don’t knock it till you try it. I got a full belly and my cold got knocked out after making this.

Hey man, I’ll never mock anyone who gets duped. I once spent $60 on weed, except it wasn’t weed, it was some ground up pine tree branches. Not even fucking oregano. Pine tree branches. Actually, no, that’s hilarious. But if you’re getting duped by redstatesoldierhillaryclintonisthedevilbuymypillow.fart, you deserve to be mocked.

Trenta Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher, light ice.

The call was coming from inside the (White) House:

Bunch of fucking liars just want to tear down a hardworking veteran:

Nah, he’s legit. Just listen to him talk, he definitely sounds like a lot of my dad’s friends who used to smoke it.

I can’t believe that moron was President for four years.

Meanwhile, poor Doug has no money. This video is hilariously pathetic:

It’s always Hillary’s emails.

Lol, sure klan, of course you worked on a construction site:

Disband that shit. Space Force was such a dumb name.

Republicans usually only pull out when they expose themselves to little kids. Otherwise Republicans never pull out, whether it’s war or in the bedroom.

No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's vortex’s as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no storm in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose path they prefer to be on!

Oz getting desperate to the point where he accidentally did something that might be good (in the “city” of Kensington): …but honestly, it screams photo op.

How long until Sheriff Joe’s “work camps” make a comeback, but for migrants?

WHOA. I do not remember this.

Lol the good Christian thing went out the window in 2016 when they were totally fine with Trump not being able to name a single Bible verse.

Under investigation? Might as well say the quiet parts out loud with yourself AND the crowd:

Eating pho again is my worst nightmare.

Even if Election Day was a federal holiday, a lot of places aren’t closed, like plenty of supermarkets, Wawas, fast food joints, etc.

I just realized I made three Idris Elba references in a row.

I forgive you. You’re a fellow Philly boy. Hot take: the child slavery and the insane racism of Temple of Doom turn me off to that movie entirely. Also, Kate Capshaw is AWFUL. KOTS biggest flaws were the overuse of CGI and using flavor of the month Shia LeBeauf as Indy’s son.

Let’s be honest, y’all know this guy gets big mad over black mermaids, black elves, black dwarves, black Roland the Gunslinger, black Heimdell, black James Bond, etc.

Dead serious, that movie looks hilarious.