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And even IF he somehow did, he’d plead the fifth the whole time.

If he said he was ordering for his family I could MAYBE understand that. But even then that invalidates his point. Oh noes, you spent $30 to feed your family for a night Mr. Fox Business person.

As someone who used to be in the movie theater game, the 65 hours checks out. Fuck EVER doing that type of work again. Good on you for being where you’re at now though, I respect the hustle. Anyways, I do the mail in ballot, mostly because I know it triggers right wingers. The best part? My polling place is LITERALLY across the street from my house. It actually would take me less time to walk across the street and vote in person than it would to fill out my ballot and seal it.

Oh yeah, even through drive-thru or ordering in, the value meals were always over $10. But yeah, there’s no way he’s ordering that much Taco Bell unless he’s stoned.

I’m actually surprised they’re recasting Ross. That said, as a GIANT Harrison Ford fan I’m all in on this.

Come the fuck on my dude, what are you doing? Okay, that’s from 2012, but still, scrub that shit. Anyways, of course he hires crisis actors:

I Uber Eated McDonalds while drunk, got a large Double Quarter Pounder meal, an extra order of large fries, and a triple cheeseburger and I paid around $28 including the tip to the driver. My point is no one is eating $28 worth of Taco Bell.

“If you want to destroy my sweater… pull this thread as I walk away”: Time to check Trump Tower!

What does everyone’s favorite Jew think about this? “Sure, he wants to kill me and people like me, but he’s also pro-life.” No wonder his “wife’s” vagina is so dry.

Dammit, this was the gif I was trying to find!

I jokingly gave Kanye credit at the time for making Swift a huge star in that moment.

I saw my first Mastriano ad where people who served with him talked up his service. One ad over the course of several hours. He must REALLY be broke.

It’s weird to say, but I remember when he ran on stage during the Grammys and ruined Taylor Swift’s moment, and JAY LENO of all people was the one to basically talk sense into him. That episode of the Tonight Show where he got Kanye to break down and cry because Leno had the balls to invoke his dead mother was rough to watch at the time.

Oh no!

Oh geez, it gets worse:

Imagine trying to paint Biden in a bad light for CARING about his son:

Nah, he fucking sucked. Guy was so monotone. That’s EVERY John Wayne flick right there.

This SHOULD lock it down for Fetterman, but Philly has this weird subset of people that are Cowboys fans for some stupid reason.

It doesn’t get said enough how much John Wayne sucked as an actor and as a human.

Genuinely one of the best things I’ve seen today, and the visual of her downing the beer is the ultimate fuck you to these giant man-babies:

I’ve said it before, but Kim needs a restraining order. There’s a really good chance he’s going to snap one day and off her and the kids when she dates someone that’s not Pete Davidson.

I thought the Kardashians were all powerful, can’t they get this guy locked up in an asylum or something?

Geez, that shit was depressing to read.

Chasing down one black jogger versus murdering 300 puppies. I tell ya, Fetterman still seems like the sane choice here.