marioandsonic

Cheez Whiz is awesome

I love milk. I used to drink it and chocolate milk so much as a kid. Nowadays, since I'm trying to lose weight, I mostly just drink water. And when I do have milk, I just use skim.

What parade? His military parade?

How much you want to bet he'll demand for Obama to testify?

I'm laughing at this, but at the same time I keep listening to the '90s station on iheartradio at work... OH GOD I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEM HELP

Unless you decide to go from a sedan to a heavy-duty pick up truck, no.

This is going to the SCOTUS, isnt it?

On the one hand, using a term like that isn't really very helpful in trying to get your message across, and makes you look too antagonistic. On the other hand, conservatives have been using the term "millennial" as an insult for nearly a decade, and to hear them cry about how mean the term "boomer" is just furthers the fact that they are just as big (if not bigger) snowflakes as the millennials they try to mock.

Why bother even having elections anymore if the politicians are just going to declare the winner regardless?

I'm calling it now: Trump is going to have this person be shot in the middle of Times Square.

I'm trying to look up live election results, but I don't want to have to give the NYT money. Any suggestions?

Just voted now. Polls don't close for a couple hours yet, and I don't know where to track the results.

There are some local elections today. Haven't paid much attention to those, but since I've moved, it would be a good opportunity to use the new voting location for the first time.

I'd say it's clever talking about a witch hunt on Halloween, but he's nowhere near that smart.

I miss Obama so fucking much.

We're fucked.

Thoughts and prayers

Is this the new "Where's the birth certificate?"

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Something something activist judges grr grr

As someone who is currently only paying off interest, I would be 100% okay with this. Obviously it won't happen, but a man can dream.

How the fuck did they determine that?