marioandsonic

I like how he straight up admitted he never saw the movie (and I'm sure no one at his rally did). They just saw it was made in South Korea and therefore bad because AMURICA NUMBA 1#MAGA Also, I agree with MarSolo: Gone With the Wind is a shit movie.

Bold strategy, Cotton

I haven't been watching the primaries because I know that whoever the nominee is will lose to King Donald The First, but what did I miss?

Something something COMMUNISM something something

Uh, phrasing?

And here I was being depressed about spending yet another Valentine's Day alone. Sorry about your dad.

FTFY

And yet his base will lap it up without thought.

He also spelled "speech" wrong.

Please come down and nuke us all, aliens. We deserve it.

I would have said Lex Luthor, but close enough.

Well...it is better to be despairing with you guys than to be despairing alone, I guess... After the 2016 election, forgive me for not believing any sort of election predictions anymore.

Is there somehow a way I could get permabanned, and have my IP blocked from this site? Because I can't just deal with this anymore. Every single time I visit this place, I read a news article that just gets me more and more depressed and hopeless about the world and its various governments. And this news may be the straw that broke the camel's back. I knew Trump wasn't going to get kicked out, but I'm convinced now that he's going to get re-elected, the GOP will take back the House in 2020, RBG will die within the next 4 years, and we will all be completely and utterly fucked.

I hate everything.

Now with Vitamin R!

That's the only reason?

There is no guillotine sharp enough.

I have no idea what's going on.

Womp womp

*#ourking

What's going to happen is that after the GOP retakes the house in 2020, King Donald the First will declare democrats, CNN, and MSNBC, and all immigrants as enemies of the state and lock them up.