Jason

Seems like a good idea to just assume nothing will happen then.

And of course I'm sure this is gonna be the karma that lands me with my first positive test.

Today I finally found a situation where even I was thinking "WTF seriously" when I was asked to go get a mask. Went to get a PCR test today. It's in an open air parking lot and the guy who checks you in and gives you the swab is sitting in a little booth with a plexiglass window where he slides the test out to you through a little hole at waist height. I didn't say anything since his job is to spend all day being near people who are probably more likely than average to have COVID so I guess I get being a little jumpy, but then add on the fact that all he was wearing was a three ply surgical mask and it was hard to not feel like it was a bit much (like you care that much but aren't wearing a better mask?). I'd gotten out of my car without my mask since it's all outside and he made me go back to my car and get my mask before checking me in.

How long until Canadian truckers start protesting about their 2A rights?

I mean making the Republicans vote against it is better politics than the Democrats normally engage in, but the press will probably pin it solely on Manchin.

Why is the first "More Tweets" a manass selfie?

One of my breakups a few years ago, I was definitely at least 50% upset just because she's a French citizen.

Same. Wordle 348 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Shifting Police Timeline Now States Uvalde, TX Never Existed WWW.THEONION.COM UVALDE, TX—Once again shifting the official timeline of how authorities reacted to a mass shooting at Robb Elementary School, Uvalde school police chief Pedro Arredondo released new details during a press conference Wednesday, stating that Uvalde, TX had never existed. “After several days of exhaustive investigations…

Is it seriously legal for the Quebec government to just refuse to deal with people in one of Canada's official languages?

Merrick sure was a great choice.

The L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputy-Gang Crisis | The New Yorker WWW.NEWYORKER.COM Whistle-blowers say that a group called the Banditos functions as a shadow government within local law enforcement. The sheriff says there is no such gang in his department.

Miami’s Return to Parking Minimums a Mystery to Housing Advocates WWW.PLANETIZEN.COM The city’s decision to reinstate parking requirements for housing developments will likely slow the recent boom of ‘missing middle housing’ construction.

Bees are ‘fish’ under Calif. Endangered Species Act – state court WWW.REUTERS.COM Bumblebees are eligible for protection as endangered or threatened “fish” under California law, a state appeals court held in a win for environmental groups and the state’s Fish and Game Commission.

Friday (so maybe tomorrow night given past history?)

Off-Duty Officer Instinctively Reaches To Turn Off Body Cam During Argument With Wife WWW.THEONION.COM The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

Probably mostly actor salaries?