I like thin crispy pancakes but a bit thicker than crapes
Anyway, about your topic title, Jack Sparrow didn't shouldn't have gotten that shit end of the stick, but reddit's "my poor battered and abused baby!!!!" shit is lame. Like, is testimony or whatever the fuck it is called is totally acted and reddit it eating it up. I mean, if I had to pick a side I'm picking Sweeney Todd's.
But like, you know how when you watch a good show, but then the fan base makes you cringe and it makes you almost not watch it or partake in discussion of the show? That's how some of the comments make me. Either way, it is annoying when people call out the other side for literally acting sad when they are both actors and are acting for the best result.