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Panera goes woke, discontinues killer lemonade


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On Black Friday, I went into Panera SPECIFICALLY for this caffeinated lemonade (which I found to be rather tasty). I walked in, asked the manager for a large and said "Welp, if it kills bitches who can't handle their caffeine, it SHOULD be strong enough to get me through this holiday shopping!" Guy behind me, definitely a dad, just gives an approving nod while the manager legit had NOT a clue how to deal with what I just said. I only found it to be about as strong as a double espresso personally.

 

On a totally unrelated, yet kinda adjacent subject, did ya'll know they got rid of dodgeball in elementary/middle/high schools!? WHAT THE FUCK!? 

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It had 390mg of caffeine. There are preworkouts with more. I get that not everyone can handle that amount, but this is reminiscent of when 1,3 Dim was banned because some dipshit highschool kid had a heart attack because he chugged 4 energy drinks for over 1400mg of caffeine and downed 5x the recommended dosage of 1,3 Dim with them all at once.

 

PS: I would absolutely never drink one of these.

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