finaljedi

I'm also 35 and I feel like at this point I'd have a hard time pulling in a list of that many people in general to vouch for my character, let alone all women.

He should probably tell his wife not to buy her perfume from the same shop more than once.

I like to imagine a low paid employee at the publisher tweaking spacing and font size until that happened.

Tucker is the one there pandering to scared old people telling them it's okay to be afraid of this weird new shit.

Does he think anonymous sources are anonymous to the reporter?

Do these people think hitching their wagon to Trump is going to be a successful move in the long term?

Jointly written by several people

I don't think there are many people who could provide the sort of documentation they're looking for

Why is government such a joke?

Well that was a fun sort of thought while it lasted.

The Sarah Palin segment didn't make the cut apparently.

He got that wrong too

Of course he did, why the fuck not.

So how does this work? Does Hannity send Trump a text, Trump tweets something, and government departments take their orders 280 characters at a time?

I had an ex girlfriend who goes to that convention text me about how that was going to happen last week. I have also seen a weird amount of anime fans who like Trump.

He loves that line for whatever reason.

Damn, Captain America is shitting on him... What kills me is Trump had to teach his iphone "councel", I had to override that shit when I sent a text earlier.

Millennial is the goofiest “generation” definition there is. You have people from their late teens who don’t recall life without internet and don’t recall 9/11 and people in their early to mid 30s who remember when people didn’t have cell phones and owned a Walkman once upon a time.

That race was won by Balderson by about 1500 votes in a district Trump won by 10% a couple years ago...

I was in New York for a week last year and I got around fine on the subway. Apart from what I imagine we’re puddles of piss in half the stations it was all good.

I'm really starting to think Twitter might be the worst thing to ever hit the Internet, it lets countries and Presidents be complete idiots without filter.

They can tell you about your hereditary cancer risks and what behavioral health drugs might work with your liver. Some other stuff... They're still salty over losing that Supreme Court case where they tried to patent a couple genes. I'm actively looking for another job, interviewed at the big company that controls the eyeglass business this past Monday, talking to a recruiter from a healthcare analytics company this Monday.

Myriad Genetics

I’m not, company is Utah based so we get Pioneer Day off.

3 weeks here, it caps after it hits that, we also get that Utah mormon holiday in July