thewhyteboar

And Vince, I know you’re reading this. Please use the song “El Paso City” in the finale. It would be a perfect coda and pair exquisitely with the use of “El Paso” in Breaking Bad.

It's going to be 98% men, and of that 98% at least half of them will have had a prior conviction for pedophilia.

Every week I continue to just be impressed by the sheer artistic craftmanship that goes into each episode; that's one of the things I'll really miss when this show is over, true art. I'm also impressed by how Gould and Gilligan made suckers out of all of us, or at least me. This whole time (at least until the "Breaking Bad" episode), I've wanted a happy (relatively) ending for Jimmy, cause the show has shown us how he does have some good in him, how he is so funny and charming and likable, and I bought it. I wanted him to ride off into the sunset. But Jimmy is gone (except that small spark when he let Marion go), it's all Saul (remember when Gene got locked in with the dumpsters, he wrote "SG" on the wall, not "JM") and Saul doesn't deserve shit. I hope he does wind up in jail, and then I can mourn for Jimmy, how Jimmy had numerous chances to make things right or correct course, but never did. I'll miss this show.

I always make it a point to tell my students who are planning to attend American universities: the cops are not your friend, never talk to them without a lawyer. Never.

It seems like it’d be really easy to get Trump to implicate himself, just tell him something like “I was talking to Tiffany Amber Thiessen last night and she said you were too dumb to do crimes. That’s not true is it?” And watch that annelidic rectum of a mouth of his start flapping.

Game of the year right there. That was wild.

Oh my.

Ham Swaggerty flashing the leather.

Holy moly.

Like Felix in his prime, turns in a dominant performance with no run support. Lol.

What’s so pathetic about Lil Baby Marco is that he will spread the worst most odious lies, and it doesn’t benefit him at all. No MAGAt gives a wet fart about him, he isn’t popular, he isn’t cool, none of the Republican Nazi fascists consider him a fellow traveler, so all this benefits him not at all. He’s the kid who will pull the fire alarm during the assembly in the hope that it will get him some street cred, but the cool kids still won’t invite him to sit at their table. In short, go fuck yourself Marco, you spineless little worm.

I would love for this Nazi fuck to explain to us what happened to Pompey. He got the Brad Pitt’s wife in Se7en treatment, that’s what.

Trumped on his own dotard.

Reminder to all the dads out there:

Make it easy to share on social media. I want my feeds to be blanketed by how much Republicans are stealing.

Democrats need to be talking about insulin every single day until the election. Create a website where people can go and calculate exactly how much money Republicans stole from them.

I'm sure there is footage out there of Don Jr. running through the house screaming and crying, trying to flush his desktop while coked to the rafters, just so much cocaine that it'll make the end of Goodfellas look like a Mormon Church production by comparison.

Well there's a nutjob parade currently ongoing.

It feels like someone is going to get shot.

The dumbest of dumbfucks.

This just fuels my pet theory that Republicans are just failed theater kids who felt they deserved more attention than they got.

Vile and disgusting. At least this fucking dweeb got roasted:

Calling bullshit on that, no way it's Trump's toilet. All of Trump's crappers are completely blocked by a shitty bolus of Big Macs and KFC.

I know Cruz barely even qualifies as human, but Marco is such a mediocre little pussball. Not even the other sucktastic Republicans take him seriously. He looks like the world’s worst real estate agent.