MarSolo

Every time you think of going to Fox News dot com, go to Indiana Jones dot com instead and look at Harrison Ford. You’ll feel better inside.

Look, I’m all for human rights but I need my car to get its juicy juice to go vroom vroom.

I feel like that story hung around, even though Trump got hit with covid a few days later.

Dude, the amount of suburbanites I know that are the “manliest of men” who look at me like I’m some Indiana Jones type hero for daring to venture into the city is insane.

I genuinely believe debates matter, and will die on the hill that the first debate between Trump and Biden did more to hurt Trump than ANY fucking up of the covid response ever could. Him mocking Hunter’s drug addiction cost him the white suburban mothers.

I mean, I can only speak for myself and the people around me in Philly, but based on what I hear, it’s going to be another case of “Philly and Pittsburgh come out for Fetterman while the rest of Pennsyltucky votes for the TV doctor.” Plus, based on ads alone that I see on even streaming platforms, they ripping Oz apart on the whole “right to choose” thing, and that sound bite of Oz saying it’s between a woman, her doctor, and her local politician is going to be on every ad for the next two weeks. EDIT: right on cue!

The only TikTok I acknowledge is the song by Kesha.

That kid definitely hasn't found a drink he didn’t spike with some rookies.

I don’t think taking your meds suddenly makes you NOT hate the Jews. This was always Kanye, he just got a pass from white people (cough the GOP cough) to say it out loud.

Clarence Thomas sucks, news at 1:

Not gonna lie, I was kind of hoping the Yankees would win so that we could get that 2009 World Series rematch.

Speaking of insane, today marks four years since that Trump supporter was planting pipe bombs everywhere.

“Boy it’s a good thing no one takes Kanye seriously,” I said with nervous laughter:

Why hasn’t he learned that you don’t mess with Philadelphia?

The school he founded is basically a cult.

Short memories. People acted like the economy was suddenly sky high and everyone was diving into pools of money like Scrooge McDuck the day of Trump’s inauguration.

Wait, is that really Walker on the phone or is this like that time I totally knew it wasn’t Kanye on the phone calling Michael Rapaport? Totally. Definitely.

I really need to get my eyes checked, this is the second time my eyes have added either letters or entire words that weren’t there. Earlier I read that an AEW video GAME engineer died, and now I read “sees INsufficient evidence”.

Republicans: “We’re not fascists why do you keep calling us fascists you’re the real fascists!” Also Republicans:

Have we ever discovered who planted the pipe bombs?

Hey I admitted my mistake.

Well, now he’s leaving threatening voicemails to Jewish celebs (your mileage may vary on Michael Rapaport, but I’m a fan of his): Michael Rapaport (@michaelrapaport) • Instagram reel WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM Michael Rapaport shared a post on Instagram: "Ok…so I just this Voicemail & I sent it RIGHT over to my Jewish Brothers at @tmz_tv This is INSANE #jewminati". Follow their... EDIT: Someone in the comments in the post on Twitter said it’s Rapaport doing an impression, but it’s hard to be sure.

Geezus H Krist, Democrats need to be running this video nationwide NOW:

Meanwhile, my mail in ballot hasn’t come in YET.