MarSolo

Maybe the Catholic Church should try something new like not molesting kids and maybe actually helping people as opposed to having the pope live in a fucking palace?

“I’m not racist, I pick on Joe Biden too!”

Time to get our grift on. Who wants to bet someone here can convince this rube to give one of us millions for “applications”.

No Parades, No Runs: Philly Cancels Big Events Through Feb. 2021 Due to Coronavirus I eagerly await any and all “Mayor Kenney is worse than Hitler” comments from the Philly faithful who still look at Frank Rizzo like he was some tough guy.

Why can’t Covid kill THESE people?

Has she tried telling her that Donald Trump has probably paid for more abortions for his mistresses than every single Democrat in office combined?

Fuckers, I’m hungry and I really want sushi but it’s late and I’m drunk. If we’re going to talk about JAPANESE STUFF I want to talk about Legend of Zelda!

Legend. Of. Zelda.

Sir, a world without Legend of Zelda is a world I don’t want to live in.

Trump supporters and Jim Jones’ cult members are a circle in a Venn Diagram.

Also, “Hitler isn’t our problem” completes the four heads.

When the owner of Yuengling endorsed Trump in 2016, all the bars in Philly boycotted Yuengling and refused to sell it in their bars in the lead up to the election. It was then that I realized that Yuengling never really tasted that good anyways and there were better local options. Shit, I’ll drink a PBR over Yuengling these days.

Besides, wasn’t Stone going to white collar prison where he spends his days playing tennis with other embezzlers? It’s not like Trump saved him from some neo-Nazis giving him the business from behind while staring at his Richard Nixon upper tramp stamp.

Ohio dipshit dies after being a shithead about wearing the mask.

Can he pardon Bin Laden?

I was going to make a Temple of Doom reference at first but I’ve been on such an FFVII Remake kick that I couldn’t resist.

Shiva? The summon from Final Fantasy?

I don’t think we shit on that Trump tweet enough. I think we only gave it 1/100th of the attention it deserves.

I think it was that Fire and Fury book that said he wanted to put FUCKING RUDY GIULIANI on the Supreme Court.

Whiny bitch:

That stupid fucking commercial plays during every commercial break. AND ON HULU!!!

Christ, using WAKANDA to pander to black people. And some of them will buy it hook, line, and sinker.

To be fair, we aren’t exactly contributing to the World’s Health right now.