marioandsonic

To be fair, nearly anyone looks favorable to Trump right now.

I... I can't...I don't... I don't know what they are.

Hey, remember when he said he was all for peaceful protesting? Go fuck yourself.

I had my first workouts this week. I felt exhausted, stiff, and sweaty...and yet, better than I have in almost a month.

Yep.

https://www.wgal.com/article/12-more-pennsylvania-counties-to-move-to-green-phase-of-reopening-june-12/32783297 I'm in the green zone next week!

OH BOY, HERE COMES AN UNEXPECTED ECONOMIC RECOVERY! IT'S GOING TO COMPLETELY MASK ALL OF TRUMP'S WORTHLESS FAILURES AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO IGNORE THE GLARING ISSUE THAT HE'S A SHITTY LEADER IN TIMES OF CRISIS! Just pull off the bullshit win in November already.

PA just ended it's stay-at-home order for all parts of the state, and more counties are now in the green phase of recovery. They'll probably announce more counties that will follow next week. So far, cases per day have been declining despite the reopenings, which is fantastic.

Not me.

I really liked that ad.

It's going to be on one of Trump's resorts, isn't it?

And they will do none of them!

Just look at how this year has gone, especially this last week. And here's the best part: we're not even halfway through the year. You want to know why I'm a cynical and depressed piece of shit? This is why. Nothing is going to change, and we all know it. I hate everything, and you should too. I don't even want to wake up tomorrow morning.

Donald the Dove

He's going to declare martial law, isnt he?

Just...

*defcon 1

Oh, just fucking die already.