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The entire premise of why Uber and Lyft were supposed to be valued the way they were when their IPOs happened even though they both lose money was that they were both going to develop self-driving cars in like a year.

You're gonna get 4G LTE instead of 5G

It sounds like the consensus is that it was not as bad as it could have been, but obviously the margin they're starting with in the house is pretty thin.

Stop the Steal of the Stop the Steal Audit, or something

I mean... sure?

Putting a 24oz porterhouse into a blender along with a fifth of vodka, drinking the whole thing, and instantly dying, to own the libs somehow

Pretty sure by the time we get to the midterms GOP fundraising is just gonna be like actual ransomware attacks on their supporters. "Pay President Trump $50 dollars in bitcoin or you won't get access to your files again"

2 Fast 2 ACAB

What in God's name are we doing here

Honestly, making DC state is worth it just to see every reactionary dipshit very performatively refusing to use the 51 star flag and basically doing this Grandpa Simpson bit 24/7

Fair point

I will say that that does helpfully point out people you should avoid getting close to if you're not anti-vax but aren't fully vaccinated yet.

I notice that the "woke corporations" who had the GOP so riled up after the Georgia law don't really have all that much to say about these Intentionally Hit BLM Protestors with Your Car laws.

Everything is so, so, stupid

Sure seems like the vaccines work

I don't think there's a chance in hell this is real, but Biden and Yellen would absolutely leap up to legendary status for me if it was real. Do it for the gamers, Joe. They need their GPUs.

Yeah, I think he's probably doing a bit now after the reaction he got last night, but I dunno, maybe he's just fully Jokerfied

Chicago's annual budget is like $11 billion, and they've paid out like $500 million just in police misconduct settlements over the past 10 years.

Sounds like the right is on board with defunding the police Also, this mf wrote "en masses"

In the case of Tesla, I think the biggest problem is calling this feature "Autopilot", which has a very specific established meaning in people's minds which is, "the thing pilots itself." Call it literally anything else besides Autopilot. Also, there was that time Elon Musk went on 60 Minutes and took his hands off the wheel--the exact thing that you're not actually supposed to do.

Going back to getting owned by the Normans

Maybe you thought "anglo-saxon tradition" was some white nationalist shit, but fear not, it's merely referring to the tradition of Vemoing payments to teenagers for sex