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Bacon

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  1. I was expecting at least one trailer I care about to be aired by now Hope we get more ff16 tho
  2. It is dick suckin' time Also, have I ever mentioned how much I hate the likeness of hollywood actors in video games
  3. People seem to like this song but it is total trash and he uses that awful indie girl singing
  4. Wtf is wrong with ff15 how is that how you start a game? the fuckin' shit just starts and I feel so disconnected where is the motivation for the player?!
  5. I think I will play ME definitive edition since I can play it for free. There is also that dragon quest that people seem to like.
  6. No. I'm talking about something that is actually good. You are talking about something that is bad, like sonic.
  7. Now hear me out. Instead of a modern Indiana Jones, we go back to the pirate era with a much larger focus on sword and melee combat. Your firearms are now a sidearm. Maybe they are used in someway to inflict a large portion of damage, like a critical attack. Your character is a treasure hunter, or simply just a hunter. The game starts out with you on a ship but it crashes and you wake up on an Uncharted island. From the start you realize this island holds some sort of secret treasure and as a greedy hunter you then set out to find the ultimate treasure. But the island is cursed! You find out you can't die and you upon death you wake up in some kind of vault, but it is empty. There, a lone woman offers to strengthen your character for some of the treasures you find hidden on the island whilst searching for the true grand treasure. On the island you find enemies in other pirates, undead pirates, skeletons, and loads of cursed beasts and monsters. Each of these things are cursed by the treasure itself. You are, somehow, mostly immune to the curse other than the ability to never die. The enemies are where you most often find this cursed treasure and they drop it on death. That treasure is what you take back to the vault's Treasurer who grants you power! Be careful though! If you are slain before you can return that treasure to the Treasurer, it will be taken from you! Try your best to get it back, but caution is required now as the enemy who has looted your corpse is now stronger from the cursed treasure they hold...
  8. I've played and beat uncharted 1-3 and the vita game. Uncharted has to be one of the worst AAA series. They are so boring.
  9. I have every trophy except for the PvP one and the Co-Op one.
  10. If there is one change I am hoping for, it is a change to the story. I am not a fan of how the trilogy went overall. Not much needs to change, not asking for a super happy ending or anything assuming all of Dead Space is getting remade, but the plot is something I would like to see altered.
  11. Listing my thoughts from the 18 minutes - Why does Nicole appear older when Isaac seems younger? - Old level 1 suit has a far cooler helmet. - Isaac seems tall as fuck now and walks like a chad. - This really looks like Dead Space. - It is weird that Isaac is the only one in a helmet, again. - Why is the game so much darker, I can't see shit. You know, the DeS remake is really dark as well... - If they are giving Isaac a personality it was super weird that he has no reaction to watching that guy get gutted. - Isaac's new weapon holding stance is weird and not chad like. - I miss the suit tutorials. Game looked really good graphically but I'm not a fan of the extreme darkness. Pretty sure the first game had working lights in a lot of places. And unlike Xbob, all I want from remakes are super updated graphics and QoL changes. Not that Dead Space has any QoL shit to add as far as I can remember.
  12. I've played it 3 times on PC and I've skipped the fade every time. Next time I play, since it has been 8 years, I don't think I will. At least I think it has been 8 years. I might have played it on EA Origin some time after that. Edit: lol
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