God Hates Figs

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

For it says in Matthew 21: 18-19

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Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry.  Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves for it was not the season for figs. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.

 

Thus, because Jesus -- the Son of God -- is consubstantiate with God the Father, we can truly say that God Hates Figs.

[Bacon]

What a nagging Dendrophobe 

[skillzdadirecta]

But how does he feel about Newtons?

[Bacon]

@Emperor Diocletian II I'll give you a laugh react for $25

[Keyser_Soze]

He also made pigeons explode