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Broken Roads: a turn-based, "philosophical" CRPG set in post-apocalyptic Australian outback from former CCP/Ubisoft/Riot devs (2023 release for PC/PS4/XB1/Switch)


Commissar SFLUFAN

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Philosophical, you say?

 

Bandits: Halt, this is a stickup. Give us all your weapons.

 

Player: Why do you need all our weapons?

 

Bandits: Because, um... we just need them.

 

Player: But, why?

 

Bandits: To shoot stuff with.

 

Player: Can you not already shoot stuff with the weapons you have?

 

Bandits: Well yeah, but.. 

 

Player: If I remove the bullets, then give you the weapons, would you still want them?

 

Bandits: Well, that would kind of defeat the purpose....

 

Player: So you don't really want my weapons, you just want the bullets.

 

Bandits: Well, yeah... uh.. I guess.

 

Player: Here you go. *gives five bullets*

 

Bandits: Thanks!

 

Player: *leaves. loots fifteen bullets from chests on way out.*

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