Jason Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Quote A nutty Irishman landed in the hospital after he took matters into his own hands to treat his back pain – by injecting himself with his own semen, according to a report. After injecting himself monthly for a year and a half, the unidentified 33-year-old developed a subcutaneous abscess in his arm, as well as emphysema and edema – excess fluid – under his skin, the Irish Times reported. The man said he had been injecting his own semen, without medical advice, as an “innovative” method to treat his lower back pain. He revealed that he injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle he bought online. https://nypost.com/2019/01/17/mans-attempt-to-treat-back-pain-with-semen-injections-goes-horribly-wrong/ A needle?!!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rbk_3 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 In an effort to get this on topic, can I use it as thermal paste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 I just got half-drunk at lunch and this is fantastic now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Rbk_3 said: In an effort to get this on topic, can I use it as thermal paste? No, but feel free to use it as a liquid cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Obviously you're not supposed to put it in your arm. It goes in the butt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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