Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050

[Jason]

A Sydney man has set an ambitious target to phase out his alcohol consumption within the next 29 years, as part of an impressive plan to improve his health.  

 

The program will see Greg Taylor, 73, continue to drink as normal for the foreseeable future, before reducing consumption in 2049 when he turns 101. He has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or medium term.

 

Taylor said it was important not to rush the switch to non-alcoholic beverages. “It’s not realistic to transition to zero alcohol overnight. This requires a steady, phased approach where nothing changes for at least two decades,” he said, adding that he may need to make additional investments in beer consumption in the short term, to make sure no night out is worse off.

 

Taylor will also be able to bring forward drinking credits earned from the days he hasn’t drunk over the past forty years, meaning the actual end date for consumption may actually be 2060.

 

To assist with the transition, Taylor has bought a second beer fridge which he describes as the ‘capture and storage’ method.

 

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/

[Uaarkson]

 

[Dodger]

I can quit anytime i want, just not today 

[Ricofoley]

Oklahoma to allow beer companies to charge alcoholics a $1,400 sobriety fee

[Littleronin]

1 hour ago, Ricofoley said:

Oklahoma to allow beer companies to charge alcoholics a $1,400 sobriety fee

 

Might be cheaper than their next tank fill up.