finaljedi

Fake news, we took a month off, mission accomplished, the sneaky enemy defeated, time to go back to work and make sure companies can't be sued for infecting their employees

I've seen so many middle and upper management types say that, my current company has coworking spaces all over the office, it still doesn't stop higher management types from grumbling when there aren't enough people in their cubes. Thankfully a lot of them got purged last year and the new group very much wants to scale down the physical offices. edit: Plus covid kind of forced their hand

You have to request an absentee ballot, fill out the form and send it in or whatever. If all anyone had to do was fill in some bubbles on a form and drop it off on the way to work or stick it back in their own mailbox then I imagine turnout would be higher across the board

They didn't see how it gels with Kushner's modeling, the man who brought peace to the Middle East and broke down barriers to really get a handle on the coronavirus situation.

It's always fun that it's never the people that will die that get to say dumb shit like that.

He's got balls giving that death count and shitting on them for it when he's about to double those numbers.

The US being regions of states and breaking up was the setting of the depression era stuff in Crimson Skies.

He's a Trump appointee, it goes with the territory.

Those people are everywhere. Thankfully Solid Rock Church hands out bumper stickers to their weird assed members so you know if they're around. Their Jesus statue has been a weird landmark forever, it was "touchdown Jesus" before lightning hit it and turned it into "Terminator Jesus" and they replaced it with a smaller more boring statue.

Yay, that's like 3 miles away from me

We all win a dull witted landlord in over his head without the sense to see he’s in over his head

My company is pushing an update today that makes all of our. Zoom meetings password protected.

This is the kind of inside the box thinking The Kush is here to save us from.

Dining in the cold at a parking lot to trigger the libs.

How is a state with so many old people at risk have a governor who gives the least amount of shits?

My company has teams because of its office 365 setup but not everyone uses it. Everyone does use Zoom though.

I never understood the weird obsession with gutting the USPS, private carriers tend to be trash and expensive. Hell just over the weekend I had FedEx drop a package off on my porch that wasn't for me, when I called them they told me the department that would handle that has the weekend off.

The actual science of the mortality rate will come after this whole thing is over and done with anyway. Doing it during the crisis and telling people that it'll only kill 2/3rds of a percent I believe will only serve to convince people that it's fine to go about their business.

I feel like it should, because this kind of thing is what gets used to say it's not big deal.

He's rewarding them for voting for him in 2016

His brilliant analysis of the data given is what caused him to tell us that the churches will be open for business on Easter, he was told by the CDC he has a natural knack for these things so pack it in fellas. This virus has been beaten, print the banners and let's celebrate.

Apparently Dr. Acton in Ohio didn't get Trump's memo. https://www.wcpo.com/news/government/state-government/ohio-state-government-news/live-dewine-acton-hold-coronavirus-briefing-on-what-would-have-been-opening-day And a surge is still coming, Acton said. An epidemiological model created by the Ohio State University’s Infectious Diseases Institute predicts that by late April, a socially distanced Ohio could still see as many as 6,000-8,000 newly diagnosed cases each day. But each provision that has kept Ohioans inside their homes has pushed the surge back and decreased the likelihood that tens of thousands of patients will find themselves clamoring for the same hospital beds. “We have, through our collective work here in Ohio, decreased that impact on our healthcare system from anywhere from 50-70%,” Acton said.

I was going to take my mother to see a couple Broadway shows on Easter Weekend, my refund still hasn't been processed for those tickets.