MarSolo

I honestly don’t have a serious answer for you. Am I being shitty by mocking Trump for all these things? Sure! But I talked with my grandpa, a Jewish man who would give a Nazi the coat off his back if that Nazi was freezing to death in the street (okay, he’d kick him in the head first), and even HE is relishing in all this mockery. To be fair to him though, his company was screwed by Trump back in the late 2000s.

World War II. Everyone was shitty all around there. But the shitty people sent the troops and got the shittiest of all to kill himself. He was less shitty after that.

Fatty who can’t stand up straight or walk down a ramp wears makeup:

Is it shitty? Absolutely, but in a world today where people are getting thrown under the bus for rape allegations while Donald Trump literally got elected to the Presidency DESPITE them, I’m fine with people doing some mud slinging, especially since they rattle him more than anything. And seriously, with 120,000 dead Americans and counting, we can’t afford four more years of this bullshit.

Worse, he’d try to Billy Madison it and say pooping your pants is cool. And then all his supporters would start throwing their shit stained underwear at reporters while they wait three days in line for a rally that’s not even going to be a quarter filled.

Yeah, Trump doesn’t look happy there.

Shit, not only did I not realize Tom Petty died but that he died of a drug overdose.

Trump’s not racist! He dated a black woman once!

Aren’t we still in the first wave?

So like, tonight is going to be considered a huge disaster in a few weeks, right? Like, there’s a good chance a lot of these people are from out of town, so odds are they’re bringing what they catch back to their home state.

How did you find a gif of Bill Barr laughing?

Indiana Jones is the poster boy of Antifa. No one punched Nazis like he did. And I found a replacement for Second Indiana Jones: President James Marshall.

To be fair to Mount Rushmore... it’s the only reason anyone actually GOES to South Dakota. South Dakota shouldn’t be a state. Fuck it. Blow the faces off and replace them all with Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Indiana Jones again, and Jack Ryan.

How long till they “accidentally” use an “alleged” swastika?

You know, if one of the “good cops” wants to accidentally plant some booze in Gaetz’s car, and then shoot him because they feared he might be belligerently drunk and hurt someone, I would say good job.

I can’t wait to pirate this book like I did the Anonymous book. I wonder if Bolton leaks who he thought Anonymous was?

Yes. I would like to travel to a nice beach and take my family there. The beach is NOT Wildwood which is an hour drive away from me, and my family is NOT my fat beagle who might eat better than me. I will take that four grand please.

Remember, during the Republican primaries he was the only one saying he didn’t care about the bathroom issue and that Caitlyn Jenner could use whatever bathroom she wanted in Trump Tower.

Right wingers always forget about that little thing called “investigations”.

He’s right, if I keep fucking without a condom and never get tested, I don’t have AIDS.

2020 has jumped the shark.

And the only thing FDR tried to keep under wraps was his polio.